Jul 4, 2016

i often go off and look mad when people speak s--- about my country "funding" isis..this is why, the amount of people that died in these bombings..the ignorance for people to come and say "you fund isis" make my blood boil

 

Apr 8, 2017

First time for everything...
I work as a pizza driver while i'm in college and tonight I delivered to this apartment in this s--- stain city, won't say which city though. Live and work in the metro Detroit area. I get to the door, knock on it, he comes out and says he's waiting for his brother cause he had the money. He went back inside and made a phone call.
So I wait a few minutes then two dudes come walking up the stairs and they looked sketchy as f---. They came up on my right side and right when I looked at them the dude on my left swung at nailed me right on the side of my head and dropped me. The other two dudes pinned me up to the wall and they said they'd s---t me if I didn't give them all the money I had... thankfully i'm paranoid and prejudice as f--- towards apartment people lol so I left most of my money in my car and only carried $20 in with me in case they needed change. So I showed them my wallet and gave them all the money, only $20 haha. They made me flip my pockets too and my brass knuckles and knife both fell out and they kicked them away from me but didn't take them lol. Then they ran. They took the pizza too smfh.

I hope they're satisfied for all the trouble they went through just for $20

 

Nov 9, 2016

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Jul 12, 2016

1. Usually when I eat something, I won't touch the drink till I'm completely done eating then I'll drink it all at once.
2. I have 20+ movies on my DVR, some I recorded as far back as December. I'll sometimes delete a movie without ever watching it, other times I'll start a movie and not finish it till weeks later if I'm bored with it. Movies I'm real into I finish quickly though.
3. I never spend more than $4.00 on my lunch break at work, usually less than $3.
4. I never use shaving cream, I just shave when I get out of the shower.
5. I strongly prefer going to movies by myself and usually go to an earlier showing to avoid big crowds, can't stand when someone's sitting near me talking throughout.

Your turn.

 

Apr 12, 2015

So when i was 12, I was staying with my uncle and aunt one summer. They lived on an old farm, no animals just fields and s---. One day, my uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy a--- horse. b---- was scust bro. He Said it was bred from some old dudes prize stallion. My Aunt loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". I liked horses and riding them and all that s---. I was so excited to ride that gross a--- horse, but they turned to me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f---ing horse then we will beat the living s--- out of you" they meant it too
. So a Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found, and Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me. For background info, my Aunt and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse. So I Get bored and climb inside the tire, when all the sudden the Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) and i couldn't stop. rigjt then , my aunti and uncle come outside to check on me

They see me rollin', they hating .
Patrollin', tryna catch me riding Dirty.

 

Sep 2, 2017

Official Kendrick Stan

 

Aug 30, 2017

Me ft. God

 

Dec 14, 2016

Merry Christmas from the Arch Dogg family.

 

Aug 29, 2016

That's weird I also did a narsh face swap

 

May 14, 2016

pato still shoots blanks

 

Jan 13, 2016

What up

 

Sep 15, 2015

on the phone with a customer at work lmao

 

Aug 17, 2015

 

Jul 26, 2015

My girlfriends starting to complain about all of her 5am starts at work so i've left a little something, something for her in the morning



She better find this f---ing hilarious, I spent far to much time on this tonight..

 

Feb 27, 2022

i wanna try the drugs that Jet takes