Mar 30, 2016

I put my mom in a headlock cuz she wouldn't pay for my runescape membership

 

Dec 22, 2015

 

Nov 20, 2015

k I got some, I blurred their faces cus I'm not sure they'd wanna be posted. bonus little emo and her brother.

 

May 19, 2015

Hmm... seems like a bit of a sausage fest in here. Excuse the mess and shut up threee =p

 

Aug 2, 2016

List of demands are something i usually hear from terrorist groups

 

Oct 24, 2015

see what listening to too much Drake does to you?

 

Oct 22, 2015

so when i was a teen i met this smoking Latina girl from an expat camp..back then i used to call them Latinos cuz i thought they all go by that...so i was sitting with her and went on and on about how i find Latinos so hot..i was trying to hit on her but she literally said "i cant believe people here can be this open minded"... that was like 15 years ago..anyway i said yea i get sex..etc

anyway she told me come to my home i have a surprise for you...and i go and then i find her gay f---in brother sitting in the couch half naked and s---...i left and didnt talk to her in years...when i was in college i read in an English book that Latinos are for boys and Latina for girls

 

Jul 29, 2016

Puppyyyyy

 

Nov 23, 2015

i brought a girl candy bars...like 50 of them

and for some odd reason i opened all 50 and sprayed them with perfume and wrapped them back up

.. i dont know why i thought this was a good idea...i thought it would be cool if she ate good smell candy and she will like me..she ate two and started vomitting and they took her to the hospital

 

Jun 12, 2017

Because they don't work unless activated by the cashier at the register

 

Apr 13, 2017

I was never good enough to get one of these in COD

 

Jul 29, 2016

 

Dec 22, 2015

Santa came early this year

 

Sep 22, 2015

When I was 16 or so I worked at a dairy queen. I had an a------ customer come in and yell at me for s--- I couldn't control. He ordered a hot dog so I went in the back and put his hot dog in my a--- crack and then I watched him eat it. I feel terrible about it now and haven't had a wiener in my a--- since.

 

Jul 29, 2016

That's a squatty potty brah...s--- makes your shi--ing experience amazing

 

Oct 2, 2017

ktt looks horrible tho????

 

Jun 21, 2016

Don't take your rubix cube to school

 

Jan 20, 2017

f--- this guy and you degenerate, inbred shitheads that voted for him.