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Luke's Official List of J. Cole's Fart Lines

Started by Cool Hand Luke, Dec 23, 2014, in J. Cole

  1. Cool Hand Luke
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    Cool Hand Luke

    Dec 23, 2014 born sinner is mediocre

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    Bitches always on my d-ck, I wear a condom when I shit.
    - On & On

    Shittin on niggas like a nigga was still a baby.

    - The Come Up​

    Motherfucker, I'm the shit, I pass gas when I feel.
    - Sky Boy​

    Aye this is big shit poppin', you gon' need a plunger.
    - Heartache​

    They say I'm like the human body, I produce my own shit.
    - Royal Flush​

    They light a fire under my ass nigga my shit hot, even if you squatted under volcanoes nigga your shit not.
    - Waterbreak

    These niggas thinking they the shit and they ain't even farted yet.
    - Last Call​

    I be shitting on my niggas and my dough be farting.
    -The One​

    Nigga, eat a d-ck, we the shit, no flushing.
    - Disgusting​

    You wanna know how I know I'm the shit? 'Cause I keep clogging up the toilet.
    -Disgusting​

    I'm on that shit as if I was the flies.
    -Premeditated Murder​

    I potty train niggas, yeah, this that teach you 'how to shit'.
    - Bun B For President​

    I'm the shit, you the stools.
    - Wireless Festival 2010 Freestyle​

    You the shit only cause I digested you niggas.
    - See It To Believe It​

    I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
    - Dollar & A Dream III​

    Swallowed the key to my cell, which means,
    I got an impossible lock to pick,
    And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of shit.

    - The Cure​

    Now they tell me “man you like the realest shit I ever smelt."
    - The Cure​

    f--k is that smell? I smell bullshyt, it must be an election year.
    - Get Free​

    I'm the shit you the shit stains.
    - Backstage verse at Kendrick Lamar show​

    Grew up in this bitch without a pot to piss, no toilet, how ironic, I took a lot of shit
    - Tears For ODB​

    She put up with this shit like she work at the zoo, true
    - Sparks Will Fly​

    If your shit don't stink, nigga, my ship won't sink
    - Revenge Of The Dreamers

    Straight shitting on these piss poor rappers, I'm back
    - Everybody Dies

    What's that smell, where's your diaper shit here
    - She's Mine Pt. 2



    JCN fam forever.​
     
    Last edited: Dec 9, 2016
    #1 Cool Hand Luke, Dec 23, 2014
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  2. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson

    Dec 23, 2014 international ass eater

    Thanks for brining back this classic :laff:

    Pinned.
     
    #2 Mike Tyson, Dec 23, 2014
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    Myril

    Dec 23, 2014 Resurrected

    Cole stans shook.
     
    #3 Myril, Dec 23, 2014
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    Mike Tyson

    Dec 23, 2014 international ass eater

    Cole stans are the one who made this list :drake4:
     
    #4 Mike Tyson, Dec 23, 2014
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    Myril

    Dec 23, 2014 Resurrected

    You guys only made it so we non Cole stans couldn't make it. And now you guys are trying to play it down. But we don't fall for those simple games, belie dat. Not even Eminem sinks as low as Cole.
     
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  6. the nigga in your avi was shook

     
    #6 Cruz, Dec 23, 2014
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    Mike Tyson

    Dec 23, 2014 international ass eater

    Right, someone went through every Cole song and compiled this list today so that you guys couldn't do it first. Niggas have been building this list for the last 4 years fam :laff:
     
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    Myril

    Dec 23, 2014 Resurrected

    I was half way through his songs when this dude posted it.
     
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  9. Cool Hand Luke
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    Cool Hand Luke

    Dec 23, 2014 born sinner is mediocre

    Lol ok
     
    #9 Cool Hand Luke, Dec 23, 2014
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    Bliss Hndrxx

    Dec 23, 2014 I don't have any bitches

    Some of the dudes remind me of KTT so much. Can't wait til I get comfortable and invade the Eminem section.
     
    #10 Bliss Hndrxx, Dec 23, 2014
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  11. Creation
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    Creation

    Dec 23, 2014 By Any Means

    @Luke are you the dude who was on SL for a while & moved the KTT, i can't put my finger on it right now, but i know you had a completely different name.
     
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  12. Cool Hand Luke
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    Cool Hand Luke

    Dec 23, 2014 born sinner is mediocre

    Yessir thats me

    I was ElephantStealth and lukekdn
     
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    Koolo

    Dec 26, 2014 SAS IS THE NEW KANYE

    thats a lot of fart lines
     
    #13 Koolo, Dec 26, 2014
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    Charlie Work

    Dec 26, 2014 Charlie don't surf

    Cole got more shit lines than coke smugglers
     
    #14 Charlie Work, Dec 26, 2014
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  15. Ye the Goat
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    Ye the Goat

    Dec 30, 2014 Yeezy Taught Me

    LOL. LLOYD BANKS stan. :biz:
     
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    Myril

    Dec 30, 2014 Resurrected

    Test me again and your life won't ever be the same
     
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    Deadpool

    Jan 8, 2015 a modding asshole

    Love the aroma in this thread
     
    #17 Deadpool, Jan 8, 2015
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  18. :laff: telling that is weird especially in this thread :laff:
     
    #18 FrenchKick, Jan 8, 2015
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    Red Rum

    Jan 12, 2015 Banned

    Pooping as i read this
     
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    johnny waverock

    Jan 13, 2015 nostalgiatic

    G-G-G G-G-G Get the f--k outta here
     
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