J Cole Best Posts: Luke's Official List of J. Cole's Fart Lines

  1. Cool Hand Luke
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    Cool Hand Luke born sinner is mediocre

    Dec 23, 2014
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    b------s always on my d-ck, I wear a condom when I s---.
    - On & On

    Shittin on n----s like a n----- was still a baby.

    - The Come Up​

    MFer, I'm the s---, I pass gas when I feel.
    - Sky Boy​

    Aye this is big s--- poppin', you gon' need a plunger.
    - Heartache​

    They say I'm like the human body, I produce my own s---.
    - Royal Flush​

    They light a fire under my a--- n----- my s--- hot, even if you squatted under volcanoes n----- your s--- not.
    - Waterbreak

    These n----s thinking they the s--- and they ain't even farted yet.
    - Last Call​

    I be shi--ing on my n----s and my dough be farting.
    -The One​

    n-----, eat a d-ck, we the s---, no flushing.
    - Disgusting​

    You wanna know how I know I'm the s---? 'Cause I keep clogging up the toilet.
    -Disgusting​

    I'm on that s--- as if I was the flies.
    -Premeditated Murder​

    I potty train n----s, yeah, this that teach you 'how to s---'.
    - Bun B For President​

    I'm the s---, you the stools.
    - Wireless Festival 2010 Freestyle​

    You the s--- only cause I digested you n----s.
    - See It To Believe It​

    I let you feel like you the s---, but boy you can't out-fart me.
    - Dollar & A Dream III​

    Swallowed the key to my cell, which means,
    I got an impossible lock to pick,
    And if you want my spot you gotta go through lots of s---.

    - The Cure​

    Now they tell me “man you like the realest s--- I ever smelt."
    - The Cure​

    f--- is that smell? I smell bs, it must be an election year.
    - Get Free​

    I'm the s--- you the s--- stains.
    - Backstage verse at Kendrick Lamar show​

    Grew up in this b---- without a pot to piss, no toilet, how ironic, I took a lot of s---
    - Tears For ODB​

    She put up with this s--- like she work at the zoo, true
    - Sparks Will Fly​

    If your s--- don't stink, n-----, my ship won't sink
    - Revenge Of The Dreamers

    Straight shi--ing on these piss poor rappers, I'm back
    - Everybody Dies

    What's that smell, where's your diaper s--- here
    - She's Mine Pt. 2

    I'm as small as a fly with the s--- I'm on
    - Live and Learn

    JCN fam forever.​
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2018
    Apr 19, 2024
  2. Charlie Work
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    Joined: Nov 28, 2014

    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Dec 26, 2014
    Cole got more s--- lines than coke smugglers
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  3. Cruz
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    Joined: Nov 30, 2014

    Dec 23, 2014
    the n----- in your avi was shook

     
    Apr 19, 2024
  4. Mike Tyson
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    Joined: Feb 15, 2011

    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 23, 2014
    Cole stans are the one who made this list :drake4:
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  5. Bliss
    Posts: 4,307
    Likes: 12,488
    Joined: Dec 23, 2014

    Bliss I don't have any bitches

    Dec 23, 2014
    Some of the dudes remind me of KTT so much. Can't wait til I get comfortable and invade the Eminem section.
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  6. Cool Hand Luke
    Posts: 647
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    Joined: Feb 16, 2011

    Cool Hand Luke born sinner is mediocre

    Dec 23, 2014
    Lol ok
     
    Apr 19, 2024
  7. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 23, 2014
    Thanks for brining back this classic :laff:

    Pinned.
     
    Apr 19, 2024