Man Orders Penis Enlarger Online, Receives Magnifying Glass Instead

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  1. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Jan 1, 2016
    A Malaysian man who ordered a penis enlarger online was shocked when he received a magnifying glass in the mail.

    The chairman of Malaysia's customer complaints bureau, Seri Michael Chong, reported that the man was just one in many to fall victim to recent online scams.

    "As you can imagine," Chong said, "he is feeling rather disgruntled."

    Chong argued that men and women are equally vulnerable to the scams. He also noted that $25,000 has been lost so far this year due to false online purchases. Chong warned that scammers often sell their items at low prices and that customers often never receive the item.

    The Malaysian man has not revealed where he purchased the item from, which lawyer Alex Kok described as "difficult." He noted that a lawsuit can be even more taxing if there are no receipts.

    "We wouldn't know who to sue or where and how to sue them," Kok said.
     
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    Jan 1, 2016
    The dude loses thousands of dollars in one year and still keeps buying s--- online and getting scammed? lol
     
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    Rebel★Che I'm The Fat Black Girl Half of the Ying Yang!

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    What a time to be a woman :emoji_ok_hand:
     
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jan 1, 2016
    That's a f---ing good prank tbh LMFAO
     
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    Should've went on GroupOn. Every time I go on there I get bombarded with penis enlargers and/or sex items/toys
     
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Jan 1, 2016
    This is satire
     
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    Jan 1, 2016
    Still funny though :lmaooo:
     
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  8. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Jan 1, 2016
    My bad. It is all a bit too coincidental that his lawyers name happened to be Kok
     
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

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    Na not your bad. Its still funny. Just thought people should know lol.
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Kok lol
     
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