Eminem Marshall's Conscience (Eminem's battle with Yes-Men and his Modern Style)

Started by Big Dangerous, Sep 26, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Sep 26, 2015
    "Marshall, a 42 year old Hip Hop artist, is entering the twilight of his career. As time passes, his flow and musical taste have become increasingly stale, and it's not looking good. Thankfully, one day before a studio session his conscience comes into play."

    Dr. Dre = RED
    Royce Da 5'9" = GREEN

    VERSE 1:

    Alright stop, before you walk in the door
    To record a song about your syllable repertoire
    You better think of the consequence

    (WHOTHEFUCKAREYOUSONOFABITCH)
    I'm ya motherfuckin' conscience
    That's nonsense, go in Em, do yo thang
    Don't be tame, rap the f---in' picture out the frame
    Tell 'em you're the dopest underdog, no Pitbull
    And if them n----s question your syllables, give 'em a fistful

    Yeah but if it goes through like we're used to
    The hip hop community fears you and they'll refuse to hear you
    Before you rap fast again think about it first
    Listen to Right For Me, please don't let it get worse!

    f--- that, spew that s---, show 'em you can spit
    Can you afford a good production crew? Are you that rich?
    Why you give a f--- if people buy this? Are you that b----?
    Do you really think I give a f--- if it's properly mixed?

    Man don't do it, you shouldn't spit this
    Not over this bit, drop Alex da Kid's s---
    Don't even listen to your yes-men, they're bad for you

    (You know what Dre, I don't like your headphones)


    VERSE 2:
    Now listen to me, while I'm on Preem's beats
    You'll be rippin' wit Ri, maybe Taylor Swifty
    All you gotta do is release a hit single...

    Woah, Shady Records is fifteen years old
    You shouldn't dishonor it's name, it's not fair

    Ayo Em, the new album, you do your own hooks?
    f--- that on the spot there, plug in a female and the fans won't know how she got there

    Man, ain't you ever heard his earlier albums, like The Eminem Show?
    Yeah but the new fans don't give a d--- about them, though
    s---, you wanna f--- up your life's work?
    Man f--- that, go in the booth and lay down a tight verse

    VERSE 3:
    Alright, calm down, relax, start breathing
    f--- that s---, the god MC is eatin'!
    Stay in your lab and never come out for daylight
    And when you're on stage dance like a r----- with stage-fright!

    Wait, what if there's an alternative for this s---?
    What, he trips out, falls and mumbles back into '02 as if he never missed it?
    Alright Em, maybe he's right, you'll never sound how you used to
    But that's cool too, just rap like those Changes you were Going Through

    Okay, thought about it. Still wanna be a legit rapper?
    Constantly stop the beat, talk about truffle butter and s--- splatters?
    That's what you do Em, don't listen to this r-----
    You gonna take advice from a man who doesn't write his own bars?

    What the f---?
    What's wrong n-----, didn't think we would remember?
    Imma k--- you mothafucka
    Nuh uh, temper temper
    Mr. Dre, Mr. NWA, Mr. Beats Pills, making a bill, ya'll better make way!
    How the f--- you gonna criticize this man's decisions?

    There's just something missin, everyone used to listen
    Been there, done that, he needs to take it slow in raps
    f--- it, rap how you want, where's the microphone at?
     
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  2. Nick
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    Nick (;

    Sep 26, 2015
    That...was.....awesome
     
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  3. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Sep 26, 2015
    Okay, thought about it. Still wanna be a legit rapper?
    Constantly stop the beat, talk about truffle butter and s--- splatters?
    That's what you do Em, don't listen to this r-----
    You gonna take advice from a man who doesn't write his own bars?.. This slayed me
     
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  4. Red Rum
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    Sep 26, 2015
    It's crazy how every thing he touched was I incredible at one point of his career and now he is god awful in most aspects of his music.
    Never seen such a huge decline from a musician
     
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  5. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Sep 26, 2015
    just close the Eminem SXN after this, this guy killed it.

    Thread of the Decade
     
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    Sep 26, 2015
    i cant
     
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  7. asvdawg
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    Sep 26, 2015
    we may finally get a Hall Of Fame worthy Thread coming from the Eminem Section

    this was dope:laff:

    @Mike Tyson
     
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  8. Jordan
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    Sep 26, 2015
    That ether :dead:

    :laff:
     
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    Sep 26, 2015
    Stay in your lab and never come out for daylight
    And when you're on stage dance like a r----- with stage-fright!

    d--- haha this hard af
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Sep 26, 2015
    This threat, GOAT.
     
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    Sep 26, 2015
    Maybe this explains why he is back, but don't rap the same!
     
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    Sep 26, 2015
    hey @Changeling

    you're f---ing welcome for inspiring this

    :emwtf2:
     
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    dope song :emoji_thumbsup:
     
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    :shaq:
     
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    Sep 26, 2015
    these verses though :bigquint:
     
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    IN BE4 CLASSIC THREAD :Em6:
     
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    feeling like Quentin Miller here ffs
     
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    Lmfao wtf is he doing in the 2nd gif
     
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    Sep 26, 2015
    That's ART, someone has to record this.
     
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