Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Sep 20, 2019 at 2:43 PM
    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Apr 30, 2019
      "I stuck my d-ck in a bag of " Doritos " and made her suck the dust off the tip." #ShoutOutMentalIllness
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      Jay Zeus Apr 25, 2019
      Where Do I Go would have gone to number 1 if Max never went to the bing.
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      Jay Zeus Apr 22, 2019
      "I Teh-Duh-TROOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!! That's what I DEW!" *Heavily Autotuned*
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      Jay Zeus Apr 20, 2019
      Eminem posting his sobriety chip up today of all days actually provoked the urge in me to want to projectile vomit on impulse. Jesus. Smfh
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      Jay Zeus Apr 18, 2019
      Fawk. *Playboi Carti Voice*
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      Jay Zeus Apr 12, 2019
      I don't think that R.I.P. Nip tweet from Wayne was sincere. Do you have to be a bitter diva over Lauren getting cuffed up by a better man?!
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        theg Apr 13, 2019
        I don't think you're retarded
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        theg Apr 13, 2019
        trolled retard
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      Jay Zeus Apr 7, 2019
      "Money Keep Coming In/I Can't Lose" is number 1 single worthy, but sure, let's drop New Patek and hold off on letting Sym relinquish better.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 31, 2019
      f--k THE WORLD! I can't deal. I hate it. Not NIP! NOT f--king NIP! Inconsolable. Glad I'm not from LA right now. About to be rough.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 30, 2019
      Whole forum game fucked up on a ubiquitous scale.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 27, 2019
      Work genuinely depresses the f--k out of me. Drains my soul. Can't wait to finish tonight and tomorrow's regular midnight shifts. Tired.
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        relapse 2 Mar 28, 2019
        hang in there bro know exactly how u feel
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        Jay Zeus Mar 28, 2019
        Thanks. I'm trying. Just made it home. One more night to go. I hope you're knocking it out and fading the stress, since I can't seem to for the both of us. *Sighs*
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      Jay Zeus Mar 26, 2019
      Jennifer Lopez gotta be the biggest nuisance for a celebrity who just got off easy for her looks. Open your ears and eyes, she's talentless
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        Jay Zeus Mar 26, 2019
        That buffoon is just another notch on her belt. "Men are rendered useless before 33". Jennifer Lopezes should be aborted at the 33rd week of prenatal, preliminary birth development, and in the second trimester.
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        TimmyT Mar 27, 2019
        when she gets married to A-Rod......it'll be her FOURTH time getting married lol
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        Rick Mar 27, 2019
        I never listened to her, maybe that Lil Wayne song she has, but who cares, that booty is unreal
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      Jay Zeus Mar 25, 2019
      I love how Biebs is "FINALLY" taking a break after all those albums he released after "Purpose" dropped, damn-near a half decade ago.
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        Jay Zeus Mar 26, 2019
        November will be 4 years and some of the things you mentioned that dropped afterward were 2014 Leaks (Supermodel. Which never dropped in full, unfortunately.) Hard 2 Face Reality, for example. 3 year old song (At the time of official release.) drops in 2017 and y'all want me to act all surprised. Doesn't count.
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        Jay Zeus Mar 26, 2019
        I'm The One was trash. Despacito, meh. Are we really gonna count anything he's done since "Purpose", which trumps all of that mediocrity and those quick-cash-grab featuring spots? Meh. Underwhelming.
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        Tyler F u c k i n g Waves Mar 26, 2019
        I agree I dont like many of his singles but that doesn't change the fact he's been active in the music scene
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      Jay Zeus Mar 25, 2019
      I hate midnight shift. This foreman better not give me an attitude.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 14, 2019
      Gotta wonder if Rockstar purposely made the racing missions for GTA so unenjoyable on purpose. Need For Speed races are easier. Goddamn.
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        Mraczewsky Mar 15, 2019
        idk I liked them and found them quite easy
        but i only played singleplayer
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      Jay Zeus Mar 14, 2019
      Eww @ The Fact That Uzi Smashed YesJulz in the infancy of his career. Even semi-known, he could have done better than that in retrospect.
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      Jay Zeus Mar 9, 2019
      "Know we try to turn to sluts out. Niggas try to turn us in. All my niggas stick together like UBN."
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      Jay Zeus Feb 24, 2019
      Is "Auragin" a good Panax Ginseng supplement brand? And what about "Gensei"?
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      Jay Zeus Feb 23, 2019
      Role Model still classic and Top 10 Best Eminem song.
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      Jay Zeus Feb 22, 2019
      FOR CHRIST SAKE 2!
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      Jay Zeus Feb 19, 2019
      Testing. 1, 2....umm 12. (BUSS IT, BUSS IT!) My favorite color is red like the bloodshed on Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead.
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        TimmyT Feb 20, 2019
        such an awesome rhyme. he use to be sooooo awesome :emoji_slight_frown:
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