Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: Mar 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM

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    1. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 12, 2016
      "She wasn't really wavy wit' her mouth."
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    2. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 12, 2016
      Even Stevens Reunion Soundtrack gon' be flamez, boy.
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    3. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 12, 2016
      "Farewell to them broke days. And bonjour to the most paid. Soon as my dough straight, I throw the wifey in some Dolce."
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    4. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 11, 2016
      Gon' throw it back and bust it open like you s'pose to.
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    5. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 9, 2016
      Got one. Got two. Got. Tell me do you got what I need? A fourth party that could run our team. You know? Keep 'em in line.
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      Jay Zeus Nov 8, 2016
      My country sh---ed on me. She wants to get rid of me. 'Cause the things I've seen. 'Cause the things I've seen.
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      Jay Zeus Nov 7, 2016
      "Had a dream I was kinky, till one day, I made it come true. See these n----s, they hate me, but some things they won't do!!"
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      Jay Zeus Nov 5, 2016
      "Now this-this is, one of them occasions when the homie's not doin' it right. I mean, he found him a hoe that he like."
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      Jay Zeus Nov 4, 2016
      LOL @ Hillary Clinton admiring Margaret Sanger. f--- her and the rest of The Suffragettes. That goes for Meryl Streep's dumb a---, too.
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    10. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 4, 2016
      Melissa McBride is totally boinking the writing staff of "The Walking Dead". How much you wanna bet she'll never die? I'd be my life on it
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    11. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 3, 2016
      Alright. Who f----- up Last.FM? Can't scrobble s--- from iTunes for anything.
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        ur mom
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Nov 3, 2016
        That's original.
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        cooked ur a---
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    12. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 3, 2016
      "We got grands in this b----, girl. Come and get ya some."
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    13. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 3, 2016
      A Star Is Born should have been the lead single to an official Children of The Corn project. That d--- "Teddy Pendergrass" sample tho.
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    14. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 3, 2016
      Where the f--- is Ely Jackson and the rest of La Roux tho? That's the real question. It's like they vanished after "That's My b----".
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    15. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 3, 2016
      "One Call Away" by Chingy is his one classic, n'yucca. d---. 12 years ago. They need to drop that ATL 2 so J-Weave can get work again.
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        Ordinary Joel Nov 3, 2016
        Right Thurr though
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    16. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
      If Joe Budden & Emanny would have expanded on that idea they ruminated on in Unison, Summer Leather Vests would have made a classic by now.
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    17. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
      American Slore > American Boy
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        facts
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    18. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
      Say that they got power. I'm like, "f--- your pull, man." Arrive with The Bends like Thom Yorke diving full-glance into a fuel can.
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    19. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
      I wish I could bring Margaret Sanger back alive so I could desecrate and embarrass her completely to the point that she commits suicide.
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        Charlie Work Nov 2, 2016
        I wish your mother practiced birth control more regularly.
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      2. Jay Zeus
        Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
        Well, too bad she didn't and you have to deal with me, You Tiger Snatch Charlie Horse Face havin' MFer.
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    20. Jay Zeus
      Jay Zeus Nov 2, 2016
      Dwayne MIchael Carter is the definition of a Step-and-Fetch n----.
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