Apr 4, 2019

PHILLIES MOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAA

 

Apr 4, 2019

Gonna be a great series this weekend with your Phillies and my Twins, both teams looking hot so far.

 

Apr 5, 2019

Can't wait until Bryce's first slump and Philly fans start burning his Jersey on barstool and boo him

 

Apr 5, 2019

Forgot you were a Twins guy. They need to play Astudillo everyday! Dude can flat out rake.

 

Apr 6, 2019

You should be more worried about Judge. 0 homeruns I have his lame a--- in fantasy and he’s only getting me about 3 points a game. f---ing Kang is doing better than him.

 

Apr 6, 2019

I called him and told him that. He's gonna tank until you trade him then hit 50 hrs

 

Apr 6, 2019

Yeah you would do something like that f---ing a------. Because I’ve been thinking about offering him for a better starting pitcher. Wouldn’t surprise me if you had the connections to contact them.

 

Apr 7, 2019

Chris Archer is a p----. Puig wouldve beat the s--- out of him

 

Apr 7, 2019

Lol I f---ing missed it but saw the replay. I was doing leaf work in the yard came back in and saw the replay. Naw Puig was going to get his a--- kicked by vazquez, if they would have let those 2 go at it. Puig was too much of a p---- to throw a punch. He acted like a thug and got tossed.

Judge one f---ing point in fantasy lmao He’s the bust of the year so far. I’ll literally kick his a--- myself if he doesn’t start hitting homeruns.

Oh s--- Frazier hit. There better be a good brawl before this game is over. If the pirates get another run I’d beam someone for hitting Frazier.

 

Apr 9, 2019

f---ing Boston literally ruining my mental health. Finally had a w6 streak going in espn’s for cash. Picked Boston before work, come home and see they’re getting their a----s beat by Toronto. Mookie Betts is once lazy f---ing bust. Hasn’t hit a homer yet and I drafted him with the 2nd pick in the fantasy draft. At least Judge finally hit a hr yesterday. Hopefully he goes on a streak. Betts doesn’t do anything this week i may make a trade offer for a good pitcher.

Of course Betts hits a HR after I bash him. That mother f---er.

 

Apr 13, 2019

ITS OVER!!!! Chris Davis has ended his streak of at bats without a hit at 55, with a 2 RBI Single against Rick Porcello

 

Apr 14, 2019

Why in the f--- does the MLB network always have the Yankees on. I want to see some teams above 500 playing for once. This is f---ing bs. During the Penguins intermission, I wanted to watch some good baseball not teams playing awful baseball.

Tanaka is a piece of s---. I was going to win the most points in fantasy for the week. And Tanaka tanked and got me 0 points. f---ing bum. And Mookie Betts with another big fat ZERO so far. What a f---ing bust he is. As well as Boston Redsox fans can take this L. Redsox trainers are going to start feeding this team steroids after their terrible start of the season. I’d throw money on it.

 

Apr 17, 2019

 

Apr 17, 2019

rude.

@Big Mitch dont be a bully


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edit: i've been to three mlb games this yr already, two nats and one d-backs:

 

Apr 17, 2019

Betts ZERO points. Judge ZERO points. What a f---ing waste it was to watch this game. Betts did get a s-----y strikeout call with his latest bat in the 8th. The ball was clearly an outside ball, clearly not a strike. The umpire definitely favoriting the Yankees this game. Losing fantasy baseball this week because of those f---ers and my pitchers getting negative points. About to snap, if Betts doesn’t start hitting a f---ing baseball that he’s paid millions to do. f---ing bum. He may be another Boston bust similar to Isaiah Thomas.

 

Apr 17, 2019

Haha forgot we had an O’s fan here. I like a few of their guys! But that rotation.......

 

Apr 17, 2019

Patience my man. Judge will be helped a lot when they’re fully healthy, and Betts is the consensus #2 fantasy pick for a reason.. they’ll turn it on.

 

Apr 17, 2019

Trent put his rent on fantasy baseball....Gardy with the slammmm tonight

 

Apr 17, 2019

I’m not totally worried about Judge. Betts idk. My friend may be open to trade Kershaw for Betts? Would you do that trade if your best pitcher atm is Bumgarner? Kluber got me like negative 11 points yesterday. I did have the most points in the league coming into this week but i have the least amount of points this week.

And f--- you @Worm You’re not making this situation any better. And you better not be doing any inside s---. I was furious when Gardy hit the grand slam and not judge. Your boy Tanaka better pick it up. Pretty sure I remember you in the off-season going on a rave about the guy on how good he’s going to be.

 

Apr 18, 2019

Lol Judge is hitting .274 with 10 RBIs he's fine