My Date With @mimi

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  1. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

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    it all started on a cloudy day of meatballs, it was about 3 am in the morning my time,
    at this time im in the studio mixing the work like coco, i see from my phone that i get a pm
    on section80. now understand i get random pms from @Koolo everyday asking is my d-ck size still bigger than his
    and the answer is always "yes, stop comparing a skyscraper to a peanut" then he goes and spends a million bucks
    on a d-ck enlargement that never works cause they cant find the d-ck in the first place.

    but, this time i knew it was different, something called me like an angel from the sky to open it, and to my
    suprise out from the gates of the sky it was @Mimi , first we talked about pokemon and how we never evolved our
    pikachus, thats when i knew we had something special. the process of never evolving your pikachus is one many
    people have a hard time coping with, but there resolution is always
    "Raichu is one fat ugly MFer, thats like evolving that n----- into depression" - Denzel Washington voice

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    anyways we talked for a few hours, i would reply quickly, she would reply every 20mins, i knew she had
    to be teasing me, its like trying to catch a beautiful butterfly, while having the hops of a white guy.
    i knew i had to go with my guts, pulled out my balls and jacked off to some pov p--- i pulled up, then
    i went back to the pm and told her we should hang out sometime.

    she replied, " yea of course love, i live at ___ tho and thats a long way from you"
    i replied, " do u have a p----?" she said, "yes"

    then i swam across the ocean so fast, the news was saying, "there has been sightings of aquaman."

    first i was like

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    so i finally make it to Australia and s--- looking like a f---ing sponge and undeveloped grape getting out
    the ocean, i saw a black brethren and told him why i came here, and he said, "fake n----s don't survive the
    swim to the p---- trails, so u must be a real one." and he gave me directions to Mimi's house after i told him
    the address.

    so I'm jogging my way down there and u can tell I'm jogging for the p---- the way people are nodding to me,
    one girl even smiled and pointed at me and said, "murder it" to tell u the truth i was more turned on
    than creeped out, so i realize i still have a long f---ing way to go and see this teen on a bike
    i tell him," yo dude there's chick giving free blow jobs down the street." he looks at me hops off his bike
    runs like a dumass who forgot he just had a bike and decides to run.

    i take the bike and head to Mimis direction again

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    feeling like the goat and s---.

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    i finally get to the neighborhood, get to her house and see a note on her door that says
    "currently on the swim to the d-ck trails"











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    Sep 5, 2015
    basically, our n----- @Jax desperate af and @Mimi a p----
     
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    n----- thinks imma read this

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    I lol'd
     
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    :rockynotimpressed:
     
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    okay this hard
     
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    Im confused
     
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    nvm i get it

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    i'm white
     
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    @Mimi run, run far... Or stay I dont think anyone knows where Perth is
     
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    @Nori this is how you talk to girls
     
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    No :westbrook2:

    Idk what kinda girls @Jax is going after that he needs to ask if they have a p---- :stephena2:
     
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    Actually @Jax..... why did you need to ask her that? :melo:
     
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