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Started by Mraczewsky, Mar 3, 2017, in Future Add to Reading List

  1. Mraczewsky
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    Mraczewsky r.i.p. mac

    Mar 3, 2017
    http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22978-hndrxx/?mbid=social_twitter

    7.8 smh
     
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  2. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Mar 3, 2017
    i seriously cant stand to read their reviews the corn is unbearable
     
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  3. Musicislife
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    Musicislife Turn up the bass 'til it's up-in-yo-face level

    Mar 3, 2017
    f--- Pitchfork tbh
     
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  4. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Mar 3, 2017
    "Unfortunately, he lapses into light shaming of Ciara’s sexual history before the cringe-worthy declaration, “Even if I hit you once, you part of my collection.”"

    "The Weeknd’s sniveling on “Comin Out Strong” aside, these all blur together."

    Every time I finish reading a pitchfork review, I swear I want to punch the writer in the face with all their passive aggressiveness.
     
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  5. Jakepaulerforlifelogang
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    Jakepaulerforlifelogang

    Mar 3, 2017
    Seems accurate
     
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  6. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Mar 3, 2017
    I had the same problems as the ones you quoted tbh.
     
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  7. FreeAgent
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

    Mar 3, 2017
    Eh, I don't bother with Pitchfork tbh
     
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  8. Fitzy
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    Fitzy BeliGOAT

    Mar 3, 2017
    Like, how the f--- is this a cringe-worthy line? lol
     
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  9. Vahn
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    Vahn butterfly jewels beauty

    Mar 3, 2017
    They're corny SJWs, ofc they're gonna take offensive to something like this.
     
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  10. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Mar 3, 2017
    Smh
     
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  11. Dew
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    Dew سيف الله

    Mar 3, 2017
    This is the biggest croc of s--- I have ever seen
     
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  12. Swizz
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    Swizz

    Mar 3, 2017
    smh
     
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  13. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Mar 3, 2017
    My thoughts exactly... like... am I reading a feminist review of future's album? Tf is this? Lol
     
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  14. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Mar 3, 2017
    I only trust WPG Pitchfork reviews
     
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  15. Antman
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    Antman No Cap

    Mar 3, 2017
    That's the first thing I thought lmao. Why is she reviewing a future album then like cmon lol
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    who did this to us????
     
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  17. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    f---ing REBECCA
     
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  18. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    imagine reading this
     
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  19. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    bro i stopping reading 1 sentence in. "men who believe emotional torture is essential to masculinity"

    get a hurting female to write the review and this is what happens. f--- off

    that's like me subclassing all female beyonce fans right from the top of a review.

    "Dudes who lived vicariously through him dredged up all sorts of relationship trauma in order to wail alongside him, once more with feeling."

    who hurt you? shut the f--- up you dumb b----
     
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  20. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 3, 2017
    f--- rebecca
     
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