Post The Worst Em Lines You Can Think Of

Started by 83837477, Jan 1, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. 83837477
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    83837477

    Test Account

    Jan 1, 2017
    Okay quit playing with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
     
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  2. VR46
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    VR46

    Kamikaze

    Jan 1, 2017
    window pane
     
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  3. UofLCard
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    UofLCard

    MCMXC

    Jan 1, 2017
    Wiping my butt
     
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  4. TrillBill
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    Jan 1, 2017
    THIS EMINEM SHIT GOTTA STOP B. NIGGAS TALK ABOUT HIM MORE THAN BIGGIE N PAC. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH SON
     
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  5. Pinocchio
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    Jan 1, 2017
    "I don't got a rhyme book it's more like a motherfuckin' diary of diarrhea"

    well, they dead 20 years ago, Em still alive and about to drop new album.
     
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  6. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers

    The Boogeyman is coming

    Jan 1, 2017
    Survival has a few contenders
     
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  7. TrillBill
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    Jan 1, 2017
    EMINEM NEEDS TO STAY RESPECTED AND NOT PUT OUT A SHIT ALBUM
     
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  8. Spatula
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    Jan 1, 2017
    It's killing me so much when I sleep I wake up dead
     
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  9. icecube
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    Jan 1, 2017
    Put it on my wee wee.
     
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  10. SLAYAR
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    Jan 1, 2017
    "I had a vasectomy, Hector/
    So you can't get pregnant when I bisexually wreck ya!"
     
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  11. rapmusik
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    Jan 1, 2017
    WHY WOULD I BUY YOU A GAY ASS TEDDY BEAR BITCH YOU'RE ALREADY BIPOLAR
















































    Now I don't really care what you call me... (etc).
     
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  12. odd
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    odd

    Jan 1, 2017
    WHEN I GO ACHOOOO I ACHIEVE!

    They say I rap like a robot so call me rapbot

    I guess thats why they call it window pain

    Like I reached my full potential, I peaked

    Ill stick my d-ck in a circle but Im not f--king around

    You cannot ketchup to all this energy that I mustard

    Go smurf yourself and drink blue koolaid
     
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  13. Bandz Lance
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    Bandz Lance

    new name same don

    Jan 1, 2017
    The entirety of Fack.
     
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  14. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs

    In my city, I'm a young God

    Jan 2, 2017
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers

    The Boogeyman is coming

    Jan 2, 2017
    The full potential/peaked line was not bad at all tho
     
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  16. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous

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    Jan 2, 2017
    BRAIN DEAD RIMS

    YA, STOOPED WHEEELS
     
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  17. Lonny Breaux
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    Lonny Breaux

    I think my nuts look better on her face

    Jan 2, 2017
    Nipple is mine for the milking
     
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  18. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous

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    Jan 2, 2017
    MY FILET IS SMOKIN WEED

    YEA fakket THE STEAKS ARE HIGH
     
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  19. Big Dangerous
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    I'm pretty sure no other popular GOAT candidate has as many cringe lines :currydead:
     
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  20. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous

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    2010-now is just full of lines that make me wonder really em what are you thinking saying this stuff on your albums like ffs
     
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