Eminem Post The Worst Em Lines You Can Think Of

Started by 83837477, Jan 1, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. RG9
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    Jan 3, 2017
    'Bickering worse than that b---- in that Snicker commercial'
     
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  2. DetroitDGAF
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    They said i rap like a robot so call me rapbot
     
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    Nov 22, 2017
    Automatic leave 'em dead in the living room
    Get it? Leave 'em dead in the living room. Smh this is the s--- ya’ll like
     
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  4. Nirket
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    Nov 22, 2017
    I love the wake up dead line, it's a good dramatic wordplay in my opinion, I don't like the scissors line tho' xD
     
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    Nov 23, 2017
    it would be trash af if it wasnt on purpose the same way the peek line was
     
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    Nov 23, 2017
    @DetroitSkills but like this i just ignore it ...
     
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    I'm so done with this s--- that I might as well wipe

    /thread
     
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    Nov 23, 2017
    99% of these threads is focusing on the negative. worst lines, worst punchlines, worst puns. I do not approve.
     
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  9. Big Dangerous
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    How did u not realize the double entendre
     
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    Nov 23, 2017
    Biggie is a bit overrated. His flow might even be the best ever but still with only 2 solo albums he is considered GOAT by many and yet Life After Death was nearly half fillers. Don't get me wrong he is top 10 easily but not sure he would belong in top 5.
     
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    I'm the butt police and I'm looking at your REAR REAR REAR!
     
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    Woow. People really hate punchlines. But I kinda like them. It's always kinda fun to hear them on the song. They are like wack jokes but I kinda like the cleverness behind it. Wayne has some s--- like "we eat eachother whenever when we at the dinner table" saw nobody complainin that much tho.
     
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    That's actually makes it more intellegent since u have never realized it. I don't understand how come rap fans don't like the wordplays and s--- like that. I mean it's always good to hear s--- like that unless it's on completely irrelevant song, not much of a deal at all... I think worst line em has ever spitted was "put it on my wee wee banana strawnerry pineapple orange" s---.
     
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    That actually shows how right I am. The fact that u disagree with huge amount of butthurt.
     
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    This entire fkin track
     
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  16. CSA
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    Em has 8 albums. Jay have what 10 12 ? It's enough to compare. But 2 albums ? Just 2 ? If Em had only 3 albums he would have been accepted as the goat already by literally everybody. Lol. He is considered the best by the most ppl tho who cares. Anyway that comment of urs showed it again.
     
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    He has 7 and Hov has 13. That's d--- near twice as many. It's not comparable stop it.

    Biggie has 2 undisputed classic albums widely accepted as 2 of the GOAT rap albums. One in particular is consistently in the top 5 discussion. Eminem doesn't have that. Ur argument for Biggie not being top 5 because he has 2 albums is the stupidest s--- ever.

    He's impacted/influenced rap more than Em, has more sales than d--- near every1 except like 5-7 rappers (While having only 2 albums), has a GOAT rap song, multiple classic songs and is a better rapper. But but Biggie not top 5
     
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    Nov 23, 2017
    something about khaki pants and creases
     
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    The biggest problem with the line is how the song has nothing to do with scissors, so it's not even a complete double entendre. If you ignore the wordplay like the common listener probably would, he just starts talking about scissors out of nowhere, which makes no sense on its own. Just a f---ing terrible line
     
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    Nov 23, 2017
    "Spaghett-even"
     
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