Serious The Near Death Experience Thread

Started by Oldboy, Dec 20, 2014, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. golddust
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    Aug 1, 2015
    almost got hit by a train when i was jumping onto the platform when i was a kid
     
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  2. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Found a new way to flow

    Aug 1, 2015
    Parents were told I wouldn't live past 8 months old due to weak muscles and such.
     
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  3. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 1, 2015
    One time me and a friend of mine were really big into backyard wrestling and we had this whole "throw your opponent into the canal to win" stipulation going on. After I hit my finishing move through a bootleg table I decided I was going to trick him into coming close to the water by putting a rope that was holding a boat to the pier around my neck. At first I was pretending to choke but I failed to realize that the water would rock the boat back and forth causing the rope to actually choke me. Luckily I had my hands around the rope and was able to pull it enough to get it to loosen so I could get out. I asked him why he didn't help me and he said he thought I was just playing. Needless to say I never did anything like that again. I had a nice rope impression on my neck for quite awhile
     
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  4. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 1, 2015
    Were you f---ing around or was it an accident of sorts?
     
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  5. Serg
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    When I was 12 I was with my cousins at the local pool and i was the only one who didnt know how to swim. I felt left out cause they were in the deep end so I decided to jump in like a dumbass. I started drowning and no one noticed. It was a good 20 secs where i was under water struggling. Thankfully i was close enough to the ladder where i pulled myself up. Didnt go back in a pool for a while.
     
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  6. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 1, 2015
    Open heart surgery when I was 6 months old.. I have ventricalar septal defect aka a hole in the heart.
     
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  7. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 1, 2015
    It's always weird seeing someone struggling under water in a pool bc you never know if they're in need of help or just playing around. I also fund it hard to fathom how ppl drown surrounded by others..it's all so weird
     
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  8. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

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    "I once tried to rebuttal against Drake and got ethered" -Meek Mill
     
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  9. Serg
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    Even when i got out of the pool, no one noticed. I decided not to tell anyone but it scared the s--- out of me. I still enjoying going to the beach and pool, but water still scares me lol
     
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  10. golddust
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    bit of both. was running late for the train and we were all jumping the fence to try get on and i couldnt jump over so i went around the fence and i didnt see the train but i just heard the horn and it just braked in time. the woman driving the train was crying but she was happy i didnt k--- myself.
     
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  11. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

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    I don't blame you I'm terrified of water I can't see into. One time I was trying to pick a water lily for my mom and I stepped out onto what I thought was an extension of the pier I was on and fell into the water (I couldn't swim at the time) when I was like 9 or 10. I kept going under and could barely pull myself out of yhe water bc my clothes were stuck on a piece of wood or something under water. I honestly didn't think I was coming back from that
     
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  12. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Aug 1, 2015
    OMG bro I'm still bad about doing this

    Um the only situations I can think of were the story I've shared before about the dealer pointing his gun at me and my friends, because even if he was mainly pissed at my friend if he'd have shot I'd still be a witness y'know. Other than that I been in a few accidents nothing severe... One time in elementary a rusty hook found its way into my forehead because the school has horrible safety standards... Mmm other than that I can't think of much
     
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  13. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Wtf happened to my post :emoji_sob::emoji_sob:
     
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  14. Raziel
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    s----s ugly bro
     
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  15. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Fixed it!
     
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  16. Raziel
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    Raziel Ice like Paul Wall but I can't take mine out

    Aug 1, 2015
    Looks like you went full r----- on that og post. You never go full r-----. Everybody knows that
     
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  17. Serg
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    Nevermind..
     
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  18. Apoogies
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    Apoogies wuu2?

    Aug 1, 2015
    I almost had a heart attack when Rodeo got delayed :mjcry:
     
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  19. sxneighty123
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    I got hit by a car when i was 12, it looked pretty bad. Ended up with a broken jaw, leg and s--- loads of bruises. That was probably the closest moment to dying for me.
     
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  20. Mild Bobby Sauce
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    Mild Bobby Sauce 3 apples tall

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    Almost died during/week after birth because
    Seizure in my junior year theater class from taking bad acid, nearly birt my tounge off

    overdosing on way too many of my meds after an awful argument with my partner last year, almost died but managed to vomit some up after talking to my mom on the phone
     
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