Nov 24, 2015

This thread lmao
My story is from kindergarten. The whole class was sitting in a big circle criss cross apple sauce style on the carpet. The class phone rang so the teacher got up to go answer it, and paused whatever activity we were doing for a moment. Me and my best friend were sitting across from each other on opposite sides of the circle. I had the biggest crush on him, so I came up with what I thought would be a good idea to impress him. so we were all knee to knee, except him and who ever he was sitting next to, there was a small gap between them. I thought it would be cool to run across the circle and do one of those ballerina leaps (the one were they jump and kick their legs apart) through the gap between him and the other kid, then go get water at the water fountain. I got up dashed across the circle, did my leap and everything was going well until my back foot went straight into his face. his whole head jerked back and he started crying. I had to sit inside during recess that day smh.

 

Nov 24, 2015

Patiently waiting

 

Nov 24, 2015

So in 6 grade a kid in my rade got shot in the head. It was g--- related or something, but it happed on a friday, the same day Dr dre finally released 2001. So all weeked me and my best friend smoked weed, played video games, and listen to the album. Well on monday at school, they had greif couselors and s--- cause the kid was on life support. So it wasn't really a real, school day just people talking. So me and my bf come walking into school happy as can be. Not knowing what happened. We walk into oit 1st peroid, which the kod who got shot was also in. There wasn't mamy people there and they was quit and looking sad. So I come in with a big simile. "Why everyone so sad? I know,its Monday and all, but Dr Dre just blessed us with a new album! Be happy! " . Most of the kids just look at me, some girls are crying, im like what?. The teacher point at the tv with the news on talking about the kid. I didn't know,what to say so I just walked out. I did apologize to,everyone later, and the kid was alright, he cam back to school like a year later, and people told him about what I did, and found it hillarious

 

Nov 24, 2015

awe ! ...did he forgive you afterwards?

= a grand jeté.................... and they are not easy! i tell you...i did ballet for 10 years and still couldn't master it

 

Nov 24, 2015

I think so lol I don't really remember.

In my head I thought I did it like a pro. But realistically it probably looked like a mess lol

 

Nov 24, 2015

d--- i had the exact opposite situation when i was in 5th grade. we had a student store that sold like cool little pencil eraser tops that everyone was collecting and s---. i was jealous af and didnt want to ask my parents for money to buy some so for while whenever we would leave the classroom for a special class or whatever, i would sneak in there and steal hella s---

eventually people started to realize and everyone was talking about how there was a class thief stealing from everyone so i decided to just stop cause i wasn't trying to get caught at that point. looking back im pretty impressed with my skills for 5th grade and im pretty sure i still have some of the little things in my room

 

Nov 24, 2015

That bill cosby influence.

 

Nov 24, 2015

Man those stores in my school used to be popping before 1st period. You weren't s--- without a cool eraser on your pencil.

 

Nov 24, 2015

some of the tops weren't even like erasers, they were plastic. i remember the most popular ones were these hands that had faces on the palms and silly hats and s---, people collected them like crazy

 

Nov 24, 2015

In grade 6 I was asked out by this boy on a consistent basis, I actually had a crush on him but kept denying him because I was afraid word would get back to my family. When I finally gave in.. just Day 1 of us "dating" I had all of my classmates rush up to me & tell me he was going to give me a kiss after school & everyone was making it a huge deal .. I was so nervous I hid in the restroom for a half hour until I knew he left.

The next day he broke it off with me and said it was because when he hugged me my arms were just at the side of my body & didn't hug him back... I was so clueless lol.

 

Nov 24, 2015

I got ao angry reading this because I just f---ing hated those f---ing teachers pet f---ing snitches. I can just picture her now.