Eminem The ultimate guide to being an Eminem hater (Step by Step)

Started by larn, Nov 30, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Nov 30, 2015
    This is the hater edition and the 2nd part of the "How-to series". The first one precisely guides into the requirements you have to fulfill in order to join the Stan Army, it's called 'How to be a Stan". If you are planning on joining it, now it's time to do it. The article will you help you going through the motions. If you have other plans on the other hand, this article here will guide into becoming a certified Eminem hater. It will also serve for new members and generations to come whose goal it is to join forces against Eminem. As for now, there are no other parts planned.

    How to be a proper Eminem hater - A tutorial

    1. Say that Eminem has been trash since TES.
    2. Say that Eminem is trash in general.
    3. Argue that all Eminem raps about is killing his wife and drugs and therefore - you can't relate to it.
    4. Claim that Eminem is only succesful because he's white, certainly not because he worked his off and if your dialog partner disagrees, he's "just mad because you are speaking the truth"
    5. Watch Lord Jamar videos on VladTV so you make sure you nurtre your hatred properly.
    5. Complain about how Eminem won't return to his old style and if he does - denounce him as a corny old man.
    6. Spend time in the Eminem Section on Section eighty bashing Eminem for anything he does or ever will do.
    7. Get upset when sb mentions Renegade and immediately pull the Stan trigger for self-salvation.
    (applicable to Jay-Z Stans only). (Suggestion: You're a stan, you don't know nothing!)
    8. Dismiss Eminem with phrases like "Eminem is not real Hip Hop" while disregarding that every young MC, from Kendrick, J.Cole to Jon Conner, has been influenced by him
    9. Say things like "Lmao, Em isn't even Top 100." The fact that all the Gods like Rakim, Nas, Kool G-Rap, Redman, Treach, etc. consider him as one of the greats should not matter to you because you certainly know Hip Hop better than them.
    10.Stay the course

    Bonus CD
    11. Be stuck in the past
    12. Dismiss Eminem because he's mainstream because mainstream equals bad.
    13. Tell people they need to listen to more rappers / outside of shady
    14. Read this thread, identify with several points and get insecure instead of being a good sport.



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  2. Suburban Scum
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    This could've made better/funnier
     
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    Lonny Breaux I think my nuts look better on her face

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  4. Thy
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    GOd that op was cringe.
     
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    Nov 30, 2015
    Eminem is to f---ing sexy to hate
     
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    Cringe part 2
     
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    Nov 30, 2015
    bruh..........
     
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  8. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Nov 30, 2015
    @dking I still don't know if you're just trollin
    @ThyNeighbour Why do you always change your answer ? I'm assuming that #8 probably hit home
    Edit : I'm sorry, I meant #7
     
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  9. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

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    Lmao, Em isn't even Top 100
     
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    Thank you OP.
     
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  11. Michael Myers
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    Nov 30, 2015
    Sure, there are a few that bash him any given chance (and are sometimes a bit harsh) but this is dumb lol.











    Btw jay > em
     
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  12. DMX
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    DMX

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    And Eminem murdered you on your own s---
     
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  13. Michael Myers
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    Yeah so because Nas said it (who had beef with jay at that moment) it's true
     
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  14. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

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    @Michael Myers That's cool, Jay is one of my favs.
    Btw : How the F do I quote somebody
     
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    DMX

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    @Michael Myers
    "Some people might have better days" - Jay Z admits being murdered:

     
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  16. Thy
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    I'm bipolar af :wow2:
     
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  17. Nick
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    Just hit reply
     
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

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    MVP
     
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    Nice try on that insult tho :emoji_thumbsup:
     
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  20. DMX
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    DMX

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    He's leagues better than you in insulting
     
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