Nov 15, 2018 if you the read the lyrics... Minus the chorus of course but I like the beat, the flow and the overall song itself because of the amazing delivery and lyrics. Flame away! Haha Oh! Yeah So much for 1st single on this one Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable That the horses come out of 'erp Of course we're about to stir up Some s--- thick as Mrs. Butterworth's syrup It's the Mr. Picked-On-Christopher-Reeves-Just-For-No-Reason Other than to just tease him 'Cause he was his biggest (burp) fan He used to be Superman Now I'm pourin' liquor on the curb in his name for him "Eminem you wait 'til we meet up again f---er I'm kicking your a--- for everything you've ever said" It goes one for the money two for the f---in' show Ready, get set, let's go Here comes the buckin' bronco Stompin' and stampedin' up the d--- street like them buffalo Soldiers I told ya I'm about to blow so look out below, Geronimo MFers it's dominoes I'm on a roll, around and around I go When will I stop? I don't know Tryin' to pick up where the Eminem Show left off but I know Anything's possible though I'm not gonna top what I sold I'm at the top of my game that s--- is not gonna change Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away With murder, I'm like O-J He's like my Cochran today We keep them Mark Ferman tapes in a safe Locked 'em away Better watch what you say just when you thought you were safe Them f---ers got you on tape You swear to God you was playin' Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh I wish I could of told you not to do the same 'Cause one day it could cost you your name And this was supposed to be my first single But I just f----- that off so f--- it let's all have fun, let's mingle Slap a b---- and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But s---'s about to hit the shingle Oh oh oh oh oh oh no Oh ah oh ah oh ah Oh oh ah ah Oh ah oh ah oh ah Poo poo ka ka Eri-eri-Erick swallowed some generic Sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare-naked Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janeane just turned sixteen and used a fake I-D To sneak in V-I-P to see are Kelly Hee-hee-hee-hee To be so young and naive Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled they cherish every picture With their kids with hickeys all over their necks Hicky-dickory Dirk Diggler look at me work wizardry With these words, am I a jerk or just jerk chicken? Or jerk, jerkin your chain Twenty two jerks in a jerk circle Or is it a circle jerk Or wait a minute what am I saying? Allow me to run it back and rewind it Wait let me ask you again Am I just jerkin' your chain? Am I berserk or insane? Or am I just one of them d--- amateurs Working the dang cameras Filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade Porno's who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin Video tapes of 'em f---in' When they was just Musketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club and dusted 'em And went straight to The Source with 'em 'Cause they could have sworn someone said ni And then tried to erase and record over it But if you listen close enough to it You can hear the ga-uh And then it come to Find out it was Justin Sayin' "I'm gonna c-m!" (He drops the N bomb in here by the way and this was after that song released and all the drama) And this was supposed to be My first single But I just f----- that off so f--- it let's all have fun, let's mingle Slap a b---- and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But s---'s about to hit the shingle Oh oh oh oh oh oh no Oh ah oh ah oh ah Oh oh ah ah Oh ah oh ah oh ah Poo poo ka ka Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800 I'm a d-ck sucker I love to s--- a d-ck And if someone picks up you can talk all the s--- you want about me Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day That I fall out with Dre Wake up gay and make up with Ray Hey! So f--- a chicken, lick a chicken, s--- a chicken, beat a chicken Eat a chicken like it's a big c---, big a big c--- Or s--- a d-ck and lick a d-ck and eat a d-ck and stick a d-ck in your mouth I'm done you can f--- off f---er, f--- off And this was supposed to be my first single But I just f----- that off so f--- it let's all have fun, let's mingle Slap a b---- and smack a ho This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle That you hear on your radio But s---'s about to hit the shingle Oh oh oh oh oh oh no Oh ah oh ah oh ah Oh oh ah ah Oh ah oh ah oh ah Poo poo ka ka
Nov 15, 2018 It's ridiculous and shitposty but the flow and breath control is awesome. He truly didn't give a f--- on this song and he demonstrates that in creatively zany ways like verse 3. I love rapping along to this song. Yeah its low brow compared to some of his previous humorous efforts, but honestly its great meme music tbh. Ahead of its time in a way. Id rather listen to him flow effortlessly on this telling everybody to f--ka f--- off than pretty much all of mmlp2 and revival combined any day Redman said it's his fav Eminem song if that means anything...
Nov 15, 2018 All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number It's 1-800 I'm a d-ck sucker I love to s--- a d-ck
Nov 15, 2018 The song is terrible but the flow is ridiculously good. It’s effortless on this song while it’s been terrible since Recovery
Nov 16, 2018 I agree, but I have to be alone to listen to this song because of its stupid, f---ing burping and farting chorus!
Nov 17, 2018 Flow, beat and delivery are the only good things that song has. The voice is s---,the burping and farting diarrhea sounds on toilet are f---ing terrible and ruin the song for me.
Nov 17, 2018 Same Also iirc on that complex article when they asked plenty of rappers which one is their favorite Em song i think redman named this one lol
Nov 17, 2018 I mean I guess it could be “impressive” from a technical perspective in some ways but it’s still a horrible song
