Eminem Stanley's Basement | Discussion Thread

Started by Oldboy, Nov 28, 2014, in Eminem Add to Reading List

Relapse vs recovery

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  1. Guma
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    Guma Dobry ruski, martwy ruski

    Aug 20, 2019
    No, we don't have it. The real Relapse 2 is floating around though. Some people have it.
    Completely false info
     
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  2. SilenceKills
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    Aug 20, 2019
    Prelapse next album
     
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  3. ThugLifer
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    ThugLifer Detox Hits Kamikaze

    Aug 20, 2019
    We also got four fresh features, plus 2019 is still young.

    P.S. Who knows what else the seller might as well have by Em in his collection.
    He won't really reveal that unless he could potentially successfully sell it.
     
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  4. ThugLifer
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    ThugLifer Detox Hits Kamikaze

    Aug 20, 2019
    When will get out on surface the full version of this?
     
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  5. ZxiJilance
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    ZxiJilance Banned

    Aug 20, 2019
    I just want you to know that this happened in July and all the court proceedings have been settled with, so I'm finally able to talk about it now.

    Eminem's dad sadly passed away at the age of 67 around the end of June. I took this opportunity for the chance to meet either Eminem or Hailie, I was hoping they'd attend the funeral. I booked my flight to Indiana the day after the news was released. When I got there, I immediately searched through all the newspapers around Fort Wayne for any obituary information for several days. Eventually I found a posting for Tues July 2nd 2019 at Nelson Memorial Gardens Inc Funeral Home and knew I hit the jackpot, and I had a few days to prepare.

    With just a quick google search I was able to find his address easily, and went to visit his grieving widow Patricia. When she answered the door, I told her I was friends with Bruce (his preferred name) and we met during our AA meetings. She welcomed me inside the house with open arms, and this was the beginning of my way in. We talked for several hours, and I ended up learning a lot about his life. I found out he worked at a plastic molding plant and was able to figure out where that was.

    I went to his work the next day with flowers, and introduced myself to his co-workers and managers. They were all very nice people and gave me much needed information about him to create quite an elaborate back story.

    With an entire arsenal of information, I suited up and was at the funeral home right when it opened at 9:00am and got in very easily. After paying my respects, I began to aimlessly wait around the funeral home trying to blend in and chat to people. There weren't very many people coming in and out but Patricia was there so I chatted with her for a while. Eventually the funeral director approached me after about an hour and a half and asked me if there was anything I needed. I told him I took the day off work to pay my respects and that i'll be leaving around lunch time.

    Around 12:00pm they informed me they were closing for staff lunch so I had to leave. When I got back at 1:00pm there were 2 people standing side by side at the door. I attempted to get in but the inquired as to who I was, I'll never forget this day:

    Guard 1 - "Excuse me sir, who are you here to see?"
    Me - "I'm here to pay respects to my friend Bruce"
    Guard 1 - "What's your name?" as Guard 2 pulls out a clipboard & what I can assume to be a guest list
    Me - "Evan McCormick, I'm a guest on behalf of Hailie"
    Guard 1 - "Go right ahead sir"

    and I was in. My heart was racing, my adrenaline was through the roof.

    When I arrived in the funeral home, there were a lot more people in the viewing. The funeral director noticed me again and made a subtle weird look, but continued about his duties...or so I thought.

    Then directly across from me, there she was, the shining angel of my life- Hailie Jade Mathers in the flesh. I immediately seized up and began to hold down a panic attack. The love of my life is directly across the room from me, and I am in a funeral setting. I didn't know what to do, after what felt like about an eternity of breathing, I decided to approach her...but just then-

    I feel a tap on my shoulder

    "Excuse me sir, what did you say your name was?"
    As guard 1 & 2 were standing directly behind me
    "Ev-*ahem* Evan McCormick, sir" I replied
    "Sorry sir, it seems we've made an error, there is nobody on the list with that name"

    My heart sunk, I then realized the name I had been using wasn't the name of Hailie's boyfriend...the last name was different...I f----- up.

    "If you'll just come this way with me" as Guard 1 went to grab my arm to escort me out...

    I immediately made a run for it.

    Big mistake.

    If you've ever caused a scene at a funeral, it is a very tense situation. All eyes were on me. I managed to get up the stairs to the second floor and barricade myself in the coffin storage room. I kicked open the window, climbed out onto the overhang and jumped off the roof onto the grass below. By this time both guards were chasing me down the street but I managed to jump some backyards in the area and get away.

    Even to this day I don't know how they found me or who I was, even when I received my court papers it did not have any details into how the found me, but just of what I allegedly did. I had to pay a lawyer to represent me in court, and it was a fairly quick settlement. I just had to pay for the broken window, as they didn't have any evidence of my true intentions.

    I just needed to get this off my chest.
     
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  6. ThugLifer
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    ThugLifer Detox Hits Kamikaze

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  7. tomroe93
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    Aug 20, 2019
    Whether this is real or made up, you need mental help bro
     
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  8. CJ Poe
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    CJ Poe The Dark Vegan

    Aug 20, 2019
    what a f---ing weirdo
     
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  9. Pyrex
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    Pyrex Revival didn't go viral

    Aug 20, 2019
    I hope this is a true story just so that you can hopefully start to realise that everything about this is f---ing pathetic.

    Turning up to somebody's dad's funeral just so you can meet them because you listen to their music? How ridiculous and an invasion of someone's privacy.

    If you really respected Eminem then you would respect his privacy and not turn up to a funeral of somebody you only know through music.

    "Then directly across from me, there she was, the shining angel of my life- Hailie Jade Mathers in the flesh. I immediately seized up and began to hold down a panic attack. The love of my life is directly across the room from me, and I am in a funeral setting. I didn't know what to do, after what felt like about an eternity of breathing, I decided to approach her"

    ^^ You f---ing weirdo

    If this is a made up story which I believe it is then you have far too much free time on your hands and I would have you put in a mental institute anyway just for thinking that this is either a cool or funny story to share with all your keyboard buddies
     
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  10. Z Gangsta
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    Z Gangsta aka Music Anniversary Enjoyer

    Aug 20, 2019
    2019 is getting old bro
     
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  11. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

    Aug 20, 2019
    haven't read the thread but based on the title this is already a classic
     
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  12. Slyk
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Aug 20, 2019
    good lord.

    share the court papers
     
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  13. Ids5621
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    Ids5621 R.I.P D12

    Aug 20, 2019
    Love this. People need to pull the stick out their a---
     
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  14. SilenceKills
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    Aug 20, 2019
    Very well-written, whether it's true or not. Great storytelling, I could picture it in my head so easily.
     
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  15. Enez
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    Enez Purple Heats Forever

    Aug 20, 2019
    Lool. Who bannered this?
     
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  16. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Aug 20, 2019
    This lol

    Because we give that person a medal
     
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  17. Mikey
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    Aug 20, 2019
    this is a @JMG alias isn't it.
     
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  18. Enez
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    Enez Purple Heats Forever

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    It had to have been Cuntry.
     
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  19. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

    Aug 20, 2019
    had to do it :eminem2:
     
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  20. thatmotherfkr
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    Aug 20, 2019
    s--- story..."the coffin storage room"? s--- a d-ck
     
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