Eminem Joey P’s Official “The Death of Slim Shady” Live Review Thread (Track by Track) AMA *Retirement

Started by joeyp363, Jul 3, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

What will Joey’s Final Album Score Be?

  1. 1

    22.2%
  2. 2

    16.7%
  3. 3

    2.8%
  4. 4

    16.7%
  5. 5

    5.6%
  6. 6

    11.1%
  7. 7

    8.3%
  8. 8

    2.8%
  9. 9

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. 10

    13.9%
  1. joeyp363
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  2. joeyp363
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    Definitely not a revival leftover lol but yes it’s one of my fav tracks for sure.
     
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  3. joeyp363
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    Yes, please read through my lengthy posts from earlier. If you have specific questions let me know. Thanks!
     
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    I respect your opinion but don’t agree. I’ll be posting the opening track review later today. Haven’t started the album yet.
     
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  5. joeyp363
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    Can’t wait to hear it. Hopefully it’s good.
     
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    Renaissance man review coming soon…
     
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    I think you’ll like it
     
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    I don’t expect us all to have the same opinions, these are just mine based off 10 listens and I’m off 3 days in a row with 4 hours of sleep.
     
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  9. joeyp363
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    All good man! Music is subjective. We are just here to enjoy the album in a safe space. The big discussion thread is toxic.
     
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    I'm thinking not very high since it's nothing like Revival. Though "Somebody Save Me" might be a Revival leftover
     
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    We’ll find out soon!
     
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    Ok I have time to review one song! Just threw it on shuffle! Lets go!!!

    100% not joking, first song is Renaissance Man.

    Ok he just shouted out Hawk Tuah girl. I respect that, she is hot. Are they f---ing each other? I could see it.

    Oh s--- Encore Em monotone flow. “With balls in his durag?” Not understanding this line? Is he wearing the durag as underwear? What a line to start the album lmfao.

    Edwards Sciccorhands? Ok Relapse Em. Big fan of Edward. Classic Tim Burton movie Sweeney Todd.

    Ok beat is sinister, but he is stuck rapping about nothing. Just rhyming words. No depth, no meaning. This is reminding me of premonition without having something to say.

    Oh just heard the word r---. Here we go. His voice sounds good. Oh just also said elephantitis. Ok so far this song is going nowhere fast (classic).

    Kind of choppy flow. His voice sounds possibly altered? Auto tune? Nvidia ai?

    Oh ok getting good now we are stepping into the mind of a hater. Yep true Kenny’s album didn’t have any bangers. Em is right about that one. we are getting somewhere. Oh wait was that a shot at Lil Wayne? Nah can’t be. Something lamer. Oh I see he is acting as a hater.

    See I told you guys Joyner’s album wasn’t corny and Em agrees! He also agrees that Shady’s new stuff is not worse (for the most part).

    What is 36 chambers? Is that a holocaust thing? Who is picking apart a Picasso Em? No one.

    Ok wow so that has to easily be his worst album opener of all his solo albums?

    Beat is pretty good. Mix of relapse and encore type beat. Sinister. Will hopefully be the tone of the album. That is about where the good stuff ends. His flow is all over the place and kind of boring. What is with his voice? Almost sounds fake. Already using the word r--- 1 minute in which doesn’t bode well for the rest of the album… So much rapping with nothing to say until the last 30 seconds. Usually his openers are absolutely bonkers. Disappointed tbh. It felt it could have been so much more!

    4/10
     
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    Ok song 2 on shuffle!

    Breaking News Skit

    Ok sweet it’s the release news reporter! Ok so not sure what going on, but sounds like Slim has Em locked up and is making him watch a news report of the Black Lives Matter protests. Cancel himself? Wtf does that even mean? Moms spaghetti! Love that place! Ok so sounds like this album is going to be bashing midgets and trannies? I’m definitely not down with that but I’m already here so have to listen.

    5/10 skit rating. Overall doesn’t do much other than I really enjoyed the throwback to the Relapse reporter.
     
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    CombatMan Took a stab in the dark and broke the tip

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    :kobe:
     
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    Elephantitis of the nuts, you'd probably die if you see them
    I pull them out, they hit the ground and probably crack the cement
    I need an ambulance, I can't just put them back in my pants (Help me!)
     
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    I am hearing from my sources that grip did the impressions of young eminem on the album
     
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    Fuuuuuck I love that song. Brings me back to the Call of Duty Black Ops 1 days.
     
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    3rd track review coming soon.
     
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    Road Rage

    wow this is baaaaad. Everything about this song is terrible.

    Beat…terrible
    Hook…unbearable
    Content…unlistenable

    Last 30 seconds is dope wtf.

    I don’t even need to go into the details of this track. Trashing lizzo for being fat. A whole song dedicated to fat shaming people.

    legit 0/10 will never listen to it again.
     
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    Head Honcho

    s--- EZ Mill went hard af. Didn’t know he could spit like this. His verse in French was flames.

    Ok Em I dig this. Talking about being stabbed at Walmart. Casey Anthony she is hot. Ooh patiently waiting and Castle/Arose vibes with the heart monitors.


    Oh s--- just admitted that REVIVAL is GOATED!

    Good track 9.2/10
     
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