Jan 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM

Because it was the part with the nicest lighting of the penthouse apartment I rented for the night for NYE.

 

Jan 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM

As long as you also rented some hookers for the night, great.

 

Jan 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM

 

Jan 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM

 

Jan 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM

 

Jan 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM

That's a photo of Zach Lowe, a 48 year old sports writer. Meanwhile this is actually you:

 

Jan 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM

You're wrong again lmaooo

I know what poop looks like and that ain't it LOL

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM

Why do you keep calling “cage” aka mayo man or whatever his name is, poop Dogg? That ain’t poop Dogg 1-lung you f---ing r----- immigrant

edit: his name was albumdrill, and the pic monkey posted is literally a real picture albumdrill posted of himself on here.

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM

d--- @CAGE get in the gym boy

Thought it was poop since posting style is very similar

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM

Now apologise to Big Monkey.

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 10:57 AM

Skipping every leg day, but never skips chin day

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 10:57 AM

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 11:01 AM

@Big Monkey can sucks my d-ck box head

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 11:01 AM

Pm me for a proper work out plan and the calorie deficit you need. Happy to give you a small discount.

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM

Blimey, I'm absolutely knackered after that long walk, but it was chuffed the weather held off; I'm gutted I'm skint and can't afford a cuppa now, so I'll have to kip early

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM

Then stay gutted you fat turkey necked freak.

 

Jan 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM