Jan 1, 2026

Because it was the part with the nicest lighting of the penthouse apartment I rented for the night for NYE.

 

Jan 1, 2026

As long as you also rented some hookers for the night, great.

 

Jan 1, 2026

 

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Jan 1, 2026

That's a photo of Zach Lowe, a 48 year old sports writer. Meanwhile this is actually you:

 

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Jan 2, 2026

You're wrong again lmaooo

I know what poop looks like and that ain't it LOL

 

Jan 2, 2026

Why do you keep calling “cage” aka mayo man or whatever his name is, poop Dogg? That ain’t poop Dogg 1-lung you f---ing r----- immigrant

edit: his name was albumdrill, and the pic monkey posted is literally a real picture albumdrill posted of himself on here.

 

Jan 2, 2026

d--- @CAGE get in the gym boy

Thought it was poop since posting style is very similar

 

Jan 2, 2026

Now apologise to Big Monkey.

 

Jan 2, 2026

Skipping every leg day, but never skips chin day

 

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Jan 2, 2026

@Big Monkey can sucks my d-ck box head

 

Jan 2, 2026

Pm me for a proper work out plan and the calorie deficit you need. Happy to give you a small discount.

 

Jan 2, 2026

Blimey, I'm absolutely knackered after that long walk, but it was chuffed the weather held off; I'm gutted I'm skint and can't afford a cuppa now, so I'll have to kip early

 

Jan 2, 2026

Then stay gutted you fat turkey necked freak.

 

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Jan 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM

So it's been nearly a year now since @tonshor last posted a pic of himself only shortly afterwards to delete the link after I said mean things about it, poking particular fun at his receding hairline and overall aged appearance in light of the whole "hey fellow kids" image he tries so desperately to project on this site. Unfortunately I didn't bother to save it but he was wearing his usual pathetically timid "smile" (if you want to call it that).

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Likewise it seems like almost an aeon ago that his mentally defective sidekick @kworry posted his mug only to try to memory-hole it and the resulting ridicule, taking potty-mouthed potshots in atrociously butchered English at me along with tonsher in the Eminem thread ever since.

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Meanwhile all my pics are still proudly up, and I seem to get handsomer every day. I dair say on some days my modest English ancestry seems almost overrepresented in my physiognomy (at least, I'm sure I look more English than bigtwat1 LOL).

 

Jan 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM

Is that really @Quarry ? d---. Bros had a tough upbringing for sure.