Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jan 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
    I really wonder what's next for Eminem. The second half of TDOSS makes it clear he defaults to rehashes of bragging songs and addiction / daughters. That's not worthy of an album. Even the AI Shady voice, which is cool, is a nostalgia bait rather than actual new content.

    And it's sad to see how corny Eminem is in the eyes of new generations. Those who did not grow up with 2000 - 2004 Eminem. I saw some comments on Reddit where someone said the "black guy pees" is second worst joke after "leave out a P, did he", completely missing the joke and the context before with the whole SAs / essays, etc. No matter what he does now he will be seen as the old white dude yelling at the clouds. I am certain if someone else just came up on the scene with Fuel verses or Animals, or the first half of TDOSS, he would have quickly become new focus of rap and would be hailed. With Eminem, it's really the case of "you ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it".

    I hope Eminem is aware he will not impress new generations like this. Probably cannot do it no matter what he does and how well he does it.
    So no more revisiting the past, no more bragging how he is the best. I don't see other rappers talk about it like it's competitive these days, no matter how old they are.
     
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  2. Wreckless
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
    Disgusting
     
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  3. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
    Alls Eminem has to do is go back to basics... rap the exact same way he did in his prime. Stop the syllable cramming lyrical miracle crap and make good music. Em could gain loads of new fans by making music llike he did way back then, and also it seems like we've been saying after each new release "well it's a step in the right direction"

    How many steps does he need to take. 2 steps forward 3 back is more like it.
     
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  4. Spatula
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
    Sometimes I listen to Encore for how refreshingly simple it is. The highs on Encore beat the most complicated rhyme schemes and fast flows of modern Eminem any day.
     
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  5. CAGE
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    CAGE Gravy enema

    Jan 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
    You can tell that MFer is balding too. Long hair ain't gonna help but make you look more like a fgt
     
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  6. CAGE
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    CAGE Gravy enema

    Jan 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
    When you f--- your sister do you look at her like this

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    Or like this

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  7. Big Monkey
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
    You're a scrawny Paki incel with asthma, as shown in the photo and proved by several posts you've made on different occasions in serious threads mentioning that you have asthma, which you now deny ("I was trolling" LOL). Your weak a--- isn't gonna do s---. I'd run rings around you, Babu.
    Lolwut. I never reported anyone for "bullying" me during my short time on HHS. Mainly I was up against a motley g--- of r-----ed stans, suburban SJWs, and trannies hysterically overreacting to me cutting out D12 members from songs. Whenever I got banned after firing back at them I would just appeal it on the grounds that nobody else was getting banned for the same kind of "disruptive" behavior. You weren't even the mod I was appealing to though. The server owner himself had the final say and lifted the ban each time, and eventually closed the site because of what an embarrassment it was. At which point you migrated here (as is your wont, I suppose) and tried to make a name for yourself on the strength of your history as a moderator on a nerdy Eminem forum -- Trshady -- that used to be the butt of jokes on SL because it was known for being even nerdier than the Stanley's Basement section. Needless to say nobody here ever cared or took notice of you, except maybe me (more on that below). That you even have to dredge this up just goes to show how desperate you are to try and get one up on me. "nazi scumbag", "bullied by triggered stans", "I was a Trshady mod" (LOL). Nobody cares.
    A barefaced lie. If I still had access to my old S80 account I'd post the one other very brief exchange we've ever had in which I DM'd you to say I thought I knew you from HHS. This was the day I was let out of my monkey cage after years of captivity. You were just my insurance in case I needed another Eminem forum mod to vouch for me in the event that DKC banned me again, that's all. The whole persecuted minority act I was putting on in the open forums was a ruse all the time to take down the liberal order of things by flipping its own values against it. And see? It worked. Now everyone's free to discriminate against you for being a swarthy third world uggo if we so please, without fear or favor. Too bad for you LOL.
    Right, I guess that's why you've been kissing my a--- and begging for my attention like a lost puppy a good five years now. And I've decided enough was enough. You annoy me, you needy little attention whor-. But please carry on with the drunken crashout posting. This is definitely you at your most entertaining, LOL. You're actually funny now! Though for reasons more along these lines:

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    You're a TRshady mod, my guy. That's the most you will amount to in life. This entire onslaught is just one massive bluff, and everyone can see through it. Even the spatula isn't fooled anymore. Just a manlet melting down in a pathetic attempt to salvage whatever he can from his part fake M Solo, part fake Zebedee, h--- even fake me persona on a forum that never took him seriously in the first place. Like I said, love to see it.
     
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  8. Marsh
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
    b------s ain't s---
     
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  9. Marsh
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
    I'm curious about Em's next move, eses. First 2026 move.
     
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  10. John Lennons Ghost
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
    Love how Spatch completely ignored Foots long a--- post about pms, so Foot tried again to speak to him but this time on the topic of Eminem, only to get completely ignored again. *crying MSN Emoji*
     
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  11. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
    I ain't read a word of this dribble. Shut the f--- up and get back in line weasel. You're dismissed girl.
     
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  12. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
    This got me dying lmaooooo tbf at least box head has humour and knows he got a box for a head LOL
     
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  13. Big Monkey
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
    "your words can't hurt me if I don't read them!!!" *crying MSN Emoji*
     
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  14. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
    Not at all I just can't get behind your "humour" now this is me being 100 percent real... ur a very very bad troll. You can't do it to save ur life Especially when it's legit coming from a virgin with no job, kids, misses, own home etc etc I could go on and on. Try something else. I liked you when you were who you really are, girl.
     
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  15. John Lennons Ghost
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
    My Habsburg jaw > Your obese flabby scrotum neck.

    We actually don’t look too dissimilar. You kinda look like a fat spastic mouthbreathing version of me with a horrific hairline. Get off the Monster energy and Doritos tubby.

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  16. Big Monkey
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
    Keep keepin' it real, cuz. At least I've finally got your crusty mouth off my a--- now. Hopefully for good. But I'm not sure you're being real with yourself right now. A little self-awareness?- You're a Trshady mod who thinks Bagpipes from Bagdad is peak Eminem (a "virgin opinion" if there ever was one) and goes around acting like a little groupie forum b----. I'm not convinced at all that you're any better than the "nerds" you purport to be trolling and bullying. Marsh, Marshall III, Spatula, etc. It's more than likely you're just projecting. Gee willikers, I wonder what else could you be projecting about? LOL.
     
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  17. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
    Wrong again buddy peak Eminem to me is MMLP and TES. Bagpipes is good but not peak Eminem why do you think that?
     
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  18. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jan 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
    Why am I in the same category as them? But Bagpipes from Baghdad really is incredible.

    Unrelated, and something I haven't seen mentioned, but how cool is the name Eminem? Very cool. I dare say best stage name ever.
     
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  19. John Lennons Ghost
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
    You made a thread about that over 10 years ago Spack.
     
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  20. Big Monkey
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
    Lol he even denies things he said less than a month ago.

    LOL Virgin confirmed?
     
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