Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

    Jan 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
    Lmaooo. 'fat spastic mouthbreathing' and 'horrific hairline' got me giggling.

    Good s---.

    Internet beef funny af.
     
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  2. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
    Oh @Big Monkey considering you're an English scholar you're reading comprehension sucks today smh.

    Anyways Girl I have work in the morning, something you know absolutely nothing about in your sheltered life. Speak then virg :emoji_kiss:
     
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  3. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jan 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
    Thanks. I thought it sounded familiar.
     
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  4. Big Monkey
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
    That's your* you dribbling migrant. Don't tell me you passed a SELT with English like that. Whatever shithole you came from you definitely floated to the UK on a rubber raft.
     
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  5. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jan 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
    This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen, hold your pistols.
    This arguing is getting old. The topic is Eminem.
     
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  6. CAGE
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    CAGE Gravy enema

    Jan 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
    Found John Lennons alt
     
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  7. Crookedeye
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    Jan 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
    Cole dropping tomorrow?
     
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  8. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
    Should I disclose a tidbit of real information about myself or should I just leave em guessing with wild assumptions that are way off.... tards gonna be tards I guess!
     
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  9. Crookedeye
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    Jan 8, 2026 at 10:50 AM
    Cole dropping tonight?
     
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  10. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Jan 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
    Em dropping tonight
     
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  11. Minato
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    Minato Eminem’s Burner Account

    Jan 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
    Yall wanted Shady….
     
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  12. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

    Jan 8, 2026 at 12:11 PM
    Lol f--- did I do to you?
     
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  13. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
    You aint do s--- directly but next time dont go liking posts that are spreading bs about me.
     
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  14. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

    Jan 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
    I mean @Big Monkey and @John Lennons Ghost are this forum's GOATs so they get auto likes everytime I see thier posts.

    It was nothing personal though. No need to be that angry man I mean I get it but I'm not the reason you woke up white today
     
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  15. Bigfoot1
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    Jan 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
    d--- shame to see you side with a r----- like Space Monkey but I guess you're not important anymore ever since Jank tor u a new hole in ur a---, but like you say... it's nothing personal



    And solo I'd never wanna be not white my boy.
     
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  16. CSW
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    Location: America n-----

    CSW Member 3461

    Jan 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
    thinking of changing my name to Menzo. any objections?
     
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  17. BelieveInMe
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    Jan 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5bDXYoHmOd0
    the MFer is still writing...
     
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  18. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Jan 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
    Is Big Monkey or Lennon JMG? I hated that guy
     
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  19. John Lennons Ghost
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    Jan 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
    He’s probably writing some more really s-----y lyrics like “Adam Sandler/Baggage Handler/Ballet Dancer”
     
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  20. Big Monkey
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    Jan 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
    The whole "yOu lIkE sPaCeMonkEy? iM diSaPpoiNteD iN u sOlO" line of rhetoric isn't gonna wash when all these years he's been too much of a smarmy, smiley little p---- to diss me directly. Behind my back in someone's DMs maybe, but never in the open forums. Besides the fact he's a giggly little gossip girl the other reason I dissed him unprovokedly, twice now, is because he's no funnier or smarter or more interesting than any of the posters he tries so hard to troll. @Marsh and @Spatula actually make me chuckle/smirk once in a while, or at least smh endearingly. "Bigfoot" was never funny and seems to get unfunnier and more desperate in his attempts to be funny every year. I think I recently said there's nothing worse than mediocrity. But this is especially true when it's combined with a complete lack of self-awareness and a lack of respect for one's betters. Just look at this disgraceful behavior:

    @M Solo is considered a legend on this forum, a pioneer, and rightly so imo. It would be hard to exaggerate his influence on my attitudes on a lot of things since I became a fan of his in my impressionable early 20s. To say some girly midget from the burbs destroyed him is absolutely ridiculous and just goes to further show what a weak, resentful little b---- this bigfoot twat is. Definitely cut from the same cloth as the nerdy stans and liberal trannies that overran his native HHS/TRshady.

    To a certain extent I can say the same of @John Lennons Ghost 's influence on me since I became a fan a bit later down the line. We've had our disagreements which got so nasty I was sure they would never become water under the bridge. But even after all that I can't deny that I still find a lot of his posts very funny and insightful. Hypothetically I could still hate him for a slew of different reasons, but unless he were to fall off as hard as Eminem in 2004, mediocrity could never be one of those reasons. Now what does this bigfoot character bring to the table? Absolutely nothing but cringe and smarm. A completely worthless mediocrity, and an offensive one at that. Just f--- off.
     
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