Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. Minato
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
    Also a diss at Ja. “Always on time” and the Learn your ABC book:emoji_laughing:
     
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  2. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Feb 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
    If Eminem didnt exist, it would have been necessary to invent him
     
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  3. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Feb 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
    Abc book is a shot at Floyd. Remember when fif challenged him to read a Harry Potter book, and then challenge him to read cat in the hat lmao

    Then that audio leaked of Mayweather struggling to read a teleprompter lol

    But you're right about the Ja shot. Didn’t catch that one.
     
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  4. Minato
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
    True, but also at Ja cuz he takes all his rhymes from dr suess kids books. This is what Ja’s book of rhymes looks like
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  5. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Feb 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
    Combs. As in Sean “Diddy” Combs :scaryem:
     
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  6. CSW
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
    god he flows like f---ing butter on all of those 03-early04 pre encore songs man
     
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  7. Minato
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

    Feb 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
    s---'s fire.

    "Hand over the mouth and nose smother
    Trample ran over the tramp with the Land Rover
    The band, the Lambo, Hummer and Road Runner
    Go ham donut or go Rambo, gotta make an example of her
    That's for Sandra Bland ho and Philando
    Hannibal on the lamb, no wonder I am so stubborn
    I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando
    Your man don't want it, Trump's a b----
    I'll make his whole brand go under"

    That flow and writing >
     
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  9. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
    Lol @ his big dreads and constant somber snaps like he's a profound street poet all the time. Cringe.
     
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  10. Minato
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
    AND f--- ANN COULTER
     
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  11. Marsh
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
    terrible collab, DvsE and Tobey are way better
     
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  12. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Last of a Dying Breed

    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
    Thank god you’re here to explain this. After all, this is the thread of a rapper who asks, “Get it?” after every punchline so the listener knows it’s a punchline.
     
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  13. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
    Wayne has no chin. He from that Tate lineage...

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  14. Minato
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
    You say that you want your punchlines a little more compact
    Well, shawty, I'm that man
    These other cats ain't metaphorically where I'm at, man
    I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said
    "Settle ya f---in' a--- down I'm ready for combat, man"
    Get it? Calm Batman
     
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  15. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
    Lmao says 'want them a little more compact' then proceeds to unironically write the most contrived, least pay off, longest punchlines ever.
     
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  16. Ripper Roo
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    Ripper Roo Last of a Dying Breed

    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
    Yup that’s classic 2010 and onwards Eminem
     
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  17. Minato
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
    Am I indeed the last of a dying breed?
    Even if you're fire-breathe,
    ain't s--- you can say to inspire heat
    If you wrapped your entire meat pad up in a dryer sheet
    :emoji_sob:
     
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  18. CSW
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
    anyone remember this one?


    stabbed you in it
    stabbed you in it
    stabbed you in it
    stabbed you in it
     
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  19. CAGE
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    CAGE Gravy enema

    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
    I've been dealing with insomnia lately. So I really appreciate J.Cole dropping an album tonight.

    I expect to fall asleep by track 3
     
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  20. Minato
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    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
    If they sleepin' on me, the hos better get insomnia
    ADHD, Hydroxycut, pass the Courvoisi'
     
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  21. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Feb 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
    Lol PS right? if not then LOL

    No wonder Chase beat the s--- outta him
     
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