Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

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  2. (Early) 2026

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  3. Takes a while

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  4. Never, retired

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  1. 1929357390
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    Longer than Recovery for that trick. Punchlines have always been prepped in advance and sort of stockpiled, that's way old school part of staying battle-ready. It's so visible here because of the length of Em's career & his obsessive nature... some of them got a little more life and developed a bit further than bare rhymes.

    Is your brain going, grandpa? You should know this
     
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  2. Minato
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    True. It must be Alzheimer’s or maybe I’m just an All-Timer
     
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  3. BelieveInMe
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    Peter Parker?
     
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    Parker Scott. Kim had him a long time ago
     
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  5. Minato
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    Yeah, it’s called maturing. Being a multimillionaire for 26 years. It come off as fake to rap about the struggle and street hustle. It’s why Jay can only rap about wealth and the past of coming up. Just diffrent tax brackets and lifestyles. That’s why the screaming is gone. Can’t be angry forever.also why the MGK beef was orchestrated. No one cared about that midget.
     
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    Eminem #15 best selling artists of 2025 @Marsh
    Unc still got it
     
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  8. BelieveInMe
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    I wouldn't be suprised if Em also has a secrete second child.
     
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    Oh s---, the secrets out. Now Drake ain’t the only one with a Blonde midget
     
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  10. BelieveInMe
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    Maybe the child is the same age as Elliot, since he was the same age as his uncle Ronnie :D
     
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    lmao
     
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    How is that funny? You are trans or did you forget. They just don’t like being misgendered
     
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    I saw a trans 10 mins ago and said "sorry sir" bro almost started swinging:') looked about 60
     
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    You must have ran into @Marsh
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    #MarshRightsAreHumanRights
     
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    @Marsh can confirm you were in town in England an hour ago?
     
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    Can you understand anything she's saying?
     
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    I wish life was longer like an interluuuude
     
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    Samples Blondie - Heart of Glass, which is a classic song.

    Skylar makes it sound s--- tho
     
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    I did recognize it, but the lyrics seem at least partly different. Maybe headphones will help
     
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