Eminem Revival Make your own Paul/Berman/Keniff Skit Thread

Started by Big Dangerous, Dec 14, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Big Dangerous
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    Dec 14, 2017
    Em this is Paul I just listened to the album and honestly i have no f---ing clue what's going on, are you drinking again? I don't even f---ing know how we're gonna sell this record, the singles are trash , look just call me as soon as you can please and for the love of god if I see rick in the studio again I'm swinging on that MFer
     
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    Dec 14, 2017
    Em: (Faintly) "He in there? Thanks"

    Door creaks

    Em: "Hey Steve how's it going man!"

    Steve: "Emin-f---ing-em. Where the f--- has your sorry washed up a--- been. "

    Em: "wait what"

    Steve: "You really are something eh... pulling this s--- not once but f---ing twice in your career? 4 years? maybe that s--- flew in 2009 when people still cared who you were, but your old s--- now, nobody cares about Eminem unless your planning on making Smack That 2."

    Em: "Yo steve hold on man, I know i've been gone but I came back with a new album... hoping we could sell it... Paul seems to like it"

    Steve: "Oh thats great man, Paul's old a--- likes it. I got a meeting in 5 with Lil Birds Nest so just put this s--- on my desk and get the f--- out, NOW."
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Em this is paul your once-faithful attorney at law, look im sorry to be so sudden but im gonna have to leave you on your own for this album , honestly I just dont feel like this whole music thing is working anymore, it's not you its me

    by the way bieber turned down the song but I managed to land some b---- named khelani alright thats all I can do Im out sorry again
     
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  4. Hard Klyntar
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    Hey Em this is Paul...listen I have to let you go. I've been ruining your legacy for far too long and it's time to end this. I surrounded you with yes men and I haven't done anything good for you in the past 10 years so I think we should leave while we're still in "good" terms and while we're still alive.Peace.
     
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    Dec 14, 2017
    well paul and steve would s--- and complain on his classic albums.........................so theyd probably be praising and loving this s---? We'd get the only happy steve skit
     
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  6. Big Dangerous
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    Dec 14, 2017
    cockboy cockboy
    youre unfuckable

    I'm straight in your throat...like a d-ck is
    *moans*

    Ed Sheeran be my handy man

    and give me a handy
    man



    f---, i think next time ill make my own record



    I don't need this s---
    *farts*
    oops
     
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  7. Mraczewsky
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    Dec 14, 2017
    3 minutes of vomiting and fart noises
     
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  8. Big Dangerous
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    uh yeah, uhh s--- it
    oh f--- yeah, oh Royce
    uh , this is why they call you 5'9" ain't it?
    ugh, f--- yeah
    oh yeah, take it out, take it out
    uhh, now give something to Denaun
    uhhh, Mr Porter
    Don't bite it, don't be violent with it
    ow, just s--- it, nice and slow, yeah
    tell me my album is great, f--- yeah
    whose the rap god b----?
    uhh, uhh, f--- yeah
    You got it.. uhh, now give it back to Royce
    he was sucking it better

    It's good to be the king
     
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  9. Macca
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    Dec 14, 2017
    Lmao so much energy invested in hating Em's 45 year old a---
    I can't
     
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  10. Macca
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    What is wrong with you?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Ok this one is funny and realistic for this album:lmaooo:
     
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