Dec 14, 2017 Em this is Paul I just listened to the album and honestly i have no f---ing clue what's going on, are you drinking again? I don't even f---ing know how we're gonna sell this record, the singles are trash , look just call me as soon as you can please and for the love of god if I see rick in the studio again I'm swinging on that MFer
Dec 14, 2017 Em: (Faintly) "He in there? Thanks" Door creaks Em: "Hey Steve how's it going man!" Steve: "Emin-f---ing-em. Where the f--- has your sorry washed up a--- been. " Em: "wait what" Steve: "You really are something eh... pulling this s--- not once but f---ing twice in your career? 4 years? maybe that s--- flew in 2009 when people still cared who you were, but your old s--- now, nobody cares about Eminem unless your planning on making Smack That 2." Em: "Yo steve hold on man, I know i've been gone but I came back with a new album... hoping we could sell it... Paul seems to like it" Steve: "Oh thats great man, Paul's old a--- likes it. I got a meeting in 5 with Lil Birds Nest so just put this s--- on my desk and get the f--- out, NOW."
Dec 14, 2017 Em this is paul your once-faithful attorney at law, look im sorry to be so sudden but im gonna have to leave you on your own for this album , honestly I just dont feel like this whole music thing is working anymore, it's not you its me by the way bieber turned down the song but I managed to land some b---- named khelani alright thats all I can do Im out sorry again
Dec 14, 2017 Hey Em this is Paul...listen I have to let you go. I've been ruining your legacy for far too long and it's time to end this. I surrounded you with yes men and I haven't done anything good for you in the past 10 years so I think we should leave while we're still in "good" terms and while we're still alive.Peace.
Dec 14, 2017 well paul and steve would s--- and complain on his classic albums.........................so theyd probably be praising and loving this s---? We'd get the only happy steve skit
Dec 14, 2017 cockboy cockboy youre unfuckable I'm straight in your throat...like a d-ck is *moans* Ed Sheeran be my handy man and give me a handy man f---, i think next time ill make my own record I don't need this s--- *farts* oops
Dec 14, 2017 uh yeah, uhh s--- it oh f--- yeah, oh Royce uh , this is why they call you 5'9" ain't it? ugh, f--- yeah oh yeah, take it out, take it out uhh, now give something to Denaun uhhh, Mr Porter Don't bite it, don't be violent with it ow, just s--- it, nice and slow, yeah tell me my album is great, f--- yeah whose the rap god b----? uhh, uhh, f--- yeah You got it.. uhh, now give it back to Royce he was sucking it better It's good to be the king