Jan 7, 2015

There once was a man who used to rap
But he got too old and drugged up
So he went to a hiatus and almost o.d
Left D12 for Slaughterhouse (so then what happened)
& started rapping all over the place (such a disgrace, what happened to loyalty?)
It was the worst decision he ever made
But the dumbest thing he could ever do is continue to rap
Tell me now if you still are (hope not)


chorus

Cause I remember all those years
How it was when you use to rap
I remember how it was, how it was when you were young
Yesterday was so long ago (long ago)
Joe Budden & Royce came along now
Don't nobody wanna hear your old a--- rap no more

I remember back when you almost o..d' (o.d)
I was right there laughin when I heard mr mathers (mr.mathers)
I just wish the drugs would'a murdered you (would'a murdered you)
Maybe Benzino's right, you are a b---- (you are a b----)
You are still rapping even though your rich
But the dumbest thing that you could ever do (you could ever do)
Is continue to rap like is 94 (like is 94)

Chorus

3rd verse
Remember back in '94, like when you were good
Before you became famous and people didn't call you slim anus
When d12 and you were crew and no one knew you
And you guys were destined to be the greatest
Or even further back, when I first had heard Your father left
And you were down with The outsidas , I went to get your s---, man
I was into it
But then you went and took your style and switched the s---
Now you sound ridiculous you dickless piece of s---,
Why on earth are you continuing to rap
I liked you, thought you was alright for a white dude,
Remember Swift and kuniva they still relevant
but your fans hate your s---
You greasy old b----
I'm surprised they haven't put you In a hospital with stitches
Now you sound mad like you hate the world in all your songs
I seen hailie she looked good in those thongs
I'm sorry man, I'm not trying to be mean or nothing
But you're a h---------- I heard you say on the interview
Man I wish It was 94 so I can hear all the good songs about when you were poor
Then I won't have to make a lame rap
What's up with you?
I never hated you, now I do
Knowing your h---------- and all makes me think what you do with Paul
Plus your old and tall
But I am not mad at you
You put out 3 good albums, that's coo
I used to be your biggest fan even in 92
So now every time I see you in gonna throw up on you
And maybe it'll help me get the clue


Chorus

 

Jan 7, 2015

Good thing Em doesn't read this board cuz he'd probably retire after seeing this ether from Bot.

 

Jan 7, 2015

So hilarious

 

Jan 7, 2015

Was this a poem? You f---ing lunatic...

 

Jan 7, 2015

If you would have heard I remember by Em, you would know what it is

 

Jan 7, 2015

this guy

 

Jan 7, 2015

 

Jan 7, 2015

I Guess it's a lullaby according Mano?

 

Jan 7, 2015

Way funnier than the original.