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  1. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 30, 2015
    we call em crackers here. we each take a side and pull and the one that gets the bigger side reaps the spoils.

    :mjcry: usually a microscopic ring ross game or a paper clip or a key chain though
     
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  2. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Dec 30, 2015

    The one who pulls the hardest loses. Don't pull at all and you win
     
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  3. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Dec 30, 2015
    Yep.

    Pulled one this year and got this joke:

    :ray:
     
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  4. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 30, 2015
    I got a history fact about flying or some nonsense. it was posed as a trivia question so after I read it no one knew if I was setting up for a joke or legitimately asking a history fact. Once I told the answer and it wasn't funny I started uncontrollably laughing because they were all waiting for a punchline and now my family thinks I'm a literal r-----.
     
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  5. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Dec 30, 2015
    Sometimes you just have to laugh at how bad these jokes/facts/statements are. :laff:
     
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  6. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Dec 30, 2015
    The one I got was


    What does a frog do when it get's stuck?

    It get's toad
     
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  7. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Dec 30, 2015
    I think it's common in most familys at Christmas
     
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  8. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 30, 2015
    is it really? because i thought it was only mine honestly and this is a great reassurance
     
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  9. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Dec 30, 2015
    I was under the impression these things were everywhere in western countries during Xmas time.
     
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  10. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 30, 2015
    and here I thought it was just some lame thing my family stocked up on at christmas time as a running joke:khaled:
     
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  11. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Dec 30, 2015
    now I'm pissed

    you guys are over here getting funny jokes in crackers... meanwhile i get this type of s---


    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Dec 30, 2015
    :kanyebeautiful:

    Who got you that? :laff:
     
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  13. Mano
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    Mano

    Dec 30, 2015
    [​IMG]

    @Nori :banderas:
     
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  14. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Dec 30, 2015
    that's the running gag in my family from my cousins...
    they always get all the men victorias secret bags with sexy boxers n s---

    this year i got double the gay :wow2:
     
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  15. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

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    What a great tradition. :laff:
     
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  16. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 30, 2015
    i get this joke now :banderas:
     
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  17. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Dec 30, 2015
     
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  18. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Dec 30, 2015
    Holy s--- i can see arch's baby doing the litle side of the mouth "heh" laugh Bush did
     
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  19. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Dec 30, 2015
    [​IMG]

    pls dont judge
     
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    JG2 Thugger Lover

    Dec 30, 2015
    slim thick wit yo cute a---
     
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