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Eminem Skylar Grey is a sex slave theory

Started by reesey, Dec 31, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. reesey
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

    Dec 31, 2017
    Doesn't Skylar Grey's face always look distraught
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    I think I know why Eminem always has trouble on dates, they run away after escaping getting trapped in his sex dungeon, and if they're trapped, they're r---d and forced to make s-----y pop hooks
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    I came up with this theory after seeing those s-----y nudes, a--- flatter than a piece of paper, looking like a manager at fast food restaurant, anyways long story short, Lil Pump is Eminem
     
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    sex slave
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    Hard Klyntar

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    skylar one of those skyrim sex slaves
     
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    Hard Klyntar

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    what if Love the way you lie was a song about Eminem x Skylar Grey relationship
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    I'm being serious, here's a pic of Paul beating his meat to the pics Em sent him
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    I’d give her the D! Big time!

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    lmao seriously what's up with his darkseid omega beams eyes?
     
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    Plausible
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    Every time he looks at Skylar Grey it reminds him of the Holocaust (why he aggressively masturbates to)
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    I don't even know why people like Skylar Grey though, b---- makes Fyre Festival food look good
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    I nearly vomitted
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    Same
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    Like I said, I'm being serious, why would I put any effort into a Em thread if I wasn't serious
     
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    this is lame
     
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    TheReturn

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    stop making s--- threads and go bump sonder son u dickhead
     
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    You make the worst threads of all time nobody wants to know your opinion
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    As soon as you stop having s--- opinions
     
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    reesey What You Looking At This For?

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    But I put a lot of effort into it
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    Someone got too drunk tonight
     
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