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So my uber driver just played No favors...

Started by Cunt, Feb 6, 2017, in Eminem

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    Feb 6, 2017 g'day

    ok so i was at my mates just smashing some cones (smoking weeds) just before and then buzzed an uber home. As I get into the car and we drive off, dude starts playing 'murder is all she wrote' or whatever by TI and eminem. so i was like meh, better than the usual uber radio-shit-speak, cause i think TI pretty cool guy. after he played some fucken gay tyga shit, then a pretty deece wiz khalifa song, had some nice bass...

    Then the fucken hardest game of you laugh you lose ever starts happening cause i hear Big Seans no favors come one and I'm just thinking in my head "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and cause i was and still am high as shit i just had to hold back laughter the entire time cause i knew what was coming. Trying not to look at the driver cause im f--king dying trying to not laugh at this shit... Eminems verse comes on and holy f--k i looked over his way for like two seconds at the lights and guy is full on slapping the steering wheel shaking his leg and head banging whistling to the beat hard out, occasionally he even said a few of the words and just f--k im glad i'm home. that was ridiculous, what're the chances?

    anyways gave him 1/5 stars the shit c-nt.
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 I want a drink

    It's not enough that we got that piece of shit of a verse, now we're getting trolled by f--king UBER drivers with it. Anyways, had a very good laugh while reading it.
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 I need drugs

    u are now one of my favorite ppl just by everything u said in that post holy shittttt lmfao
     
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    Feb 6, 2017

    Another great thread about No Favours

    Ya Killin it son!
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 g'day

    still kinda shocked it happened. dude was even asking me if i watched the superbowl as well i was like what the f--k?
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 I need drugs

    well did u shit was insane
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 g'day

    didnt watch but Tom Brady a goat, The Shane Warne of the NFL
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 I need drugs

    ill let it slide cuz ur australian n he pulled a miracle last night not even cheating coulda fixed
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 I need drugs

    u shoulda watched tho snoop came in the GOAT commercial full of weed jokes
     
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    Feb 6, 2017

    But did he f--k Liz hurley in her prime?
     
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    Shit nvm it was way after her prime
     
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  12. FAKE AND GAY
     
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  13. good story tho love it
     
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  14. where u from aye
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 In my city, I'm a young God

    You should've refused to pay.
    Just because he has shit taste in music doesn't mean he has to torture his passengers with that.
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 g'day

    :westbrook: still an easy 8 milf tho

    i'm from queensland u c-nt. but yeah nah, i knew it was like highly unbeleivable, but like it actually happened which is the msot fucked part. like out of anyone on s80 it'd be fucken be me, i tell ya what.
     
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  17. Oh yeah I'm from QLD, on the Goldie. You?

    Once got in an uber and he started autistically screaming to Hotline bling freaked me out a bit actually
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 Red Panda Nation

    :laff:
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 Hemorage Scoop

    Uber picked me up in a convertible drove through the city playing classical music at night shit was lit I came out that car a changed person
     
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    Feb 6, 2017 g'day

    brisbane my man. i was on goldie on the weekend getting mush brained witht he boys and we got kikt out a hotel room GG lol good thign we had 3 others
     
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