Eminem So this explains Eminem's insecurity...

Started by Awfullyhotcoffeepot, Apr 4, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. eddie313
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    eddie313 MUSIC TO BE MURDERED BY

    Apr 4, 2018
    Ya wearing a hat all the time doesnt allow the scalp to receive enough air and vitamin d from the sun resulting in baldness
     
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  2. David26
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    Apr 4, 2018
    The baldness is genetic.
    If eminem’s father is bald , marshall is gonna be bald
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Apr 4, 2018
    Bald isn't always bad

    Proof
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  4. David26
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    Apr 4, 2018
    Haha words from a expert.
    I am bald. I started to lose my hair at 14 years old (im 24 now)
    And yes, eminem is losing his hair. But i think he is not bald is just normal for his age
     
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  5. grizzyp
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    Apr 4, 2018
    His insecurities run deeper then that. Think gay bashing from mmlp and Eminem show. Think of when he punched some dude after he gave Marshall oral in a bathroom. Think about his bff connection to Elton. Think about his lack of female companions for a famous millionaire. Not hard to connect the dots.
     
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  6. The Truth
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    Apr 4, 2018
    he still gaving us *
     
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  7. Hip Hop Gawd
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    Apr 4, 2018
    I can't believe you guys actually believe Eminem is bald. He has more hair than most people imo. He could grow it longer too if he wanted. Scalp looks pretty normal.
     
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  8. Hip Hop Gawd
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    Apr 4, 2018
    If you guys think Eminem is bald, I really feel bad for Lebron.
     
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  9. The Truth
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    w-what? W-who gave Marshall oral in the bathroom?
     
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  10. grizzyp
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    Well, "allegedly". There was a story out there circulating around back in the day that the man of the "random" bathroom assault witnessed Eminem and another guy which provoked the assault. At the time, it was like, yeah right, Eminem isn't gay. Now, 12 years later, that story kind of makes more sense then not. I mean, Beyonce, Pink, Kehlani, Skylar. His hatred of woman in lyrics (but supporter of feminism and woman in real life). His love of the fa---- word and making fun of gays. The close bond with Elton. Ellen loves him. Never, ever dating around. No woman ever claimed to have date him. All the facts point towards homosexuality. The beard was the final piece. His gayness is now complete.
     
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  11. Hip Hop Gawd
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    Apr 4, 2018
    But he was married to Kim. What does the beard have to do with it?
     
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  12. grizzyp
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    And he got Kim to the point she slit her wrists. Yeah he sure loved her alright. Aaron Hernandez had a girlfriend, he was gay. Doesn't mean anything.
     
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    Never in my life have I given as much thought about another man's sexuality as you have given to Eminem's. Don't know what this means, but I'm pretty sure it is significant.
     
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  14. grizzyp
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    You might be right. s---. I'm gay? God dammit.
     
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  15. KingZ
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    Apr 5, 2018
    Are you r-----ed? He is worth over 100 mil, if he cared about balding he could easily fix it.
     
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    Ok Dr. Nick
     
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  17. Mr Iglesias
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    Apr 5, 2018
    it's not cancer or anything like that ok
     
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  18. Awfullyhotcoffeepot
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    Apr 5, 2018
    Id rather die than go bald

    Hair is life
     
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  19. SliK
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    Apr 5, 2018
    You sound more insecure than Em looks tbh
     
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    Wtf do you mean? This man doesn't age
     
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