Jun 12, 2015

so I'm walkin to the bathroom to take a s--- (what I'm doing now) and these shorts I'm wearin are not only loose, but mad old with a a filmsy button holding everything together (aside from the zipper obvi). as I was contemplating how I should throw them out at some point, I put my hands in my pockets and the act of stretching the shorts on each side made the loose button pop off...

now I need to get thru 3 more hours of work with shorts I need to hold up every time I walk


wish me luck

#someonepinchme

 

Jun 12, 2015

Always wear a belt.
Ask around for a paper clip or a safety pin.

 

Jun 12, 2015

My first move after this s--- is was going to be the supply closet (then some espresso from the kitchen, gotta act natural/like nothing's wrong udigg?)

I'm losing weight m8 both belts I have w/ me are kinda too big so I don't wear em. My attire is also very lazy so I never wear a belt with my middle school looking cargo shorts

 

Jun 12, 2015

I might just sit in this stall for a few more hours

 

Jun 12, 2015

The best part about losing weight is ditching the cargo shorts. I was pretty chubby in high school. Lost a crazy amount my freshman year of college. Revamped my wardrobe in the process. Good luck m8

 

Jun 12, 2015

I'm just tryina revamp my clothes for these next few hours

Paper clip didn't work (because there's no hole where the button used to be) but he shorts are actually staying up decently well with only the zipper


Sheesh

 

Jun 12, 2015

pull them up high to the chest like simon cowell

 

Jun 12, 2015

theyre actually pulled up mad high rn

 

Jun 12, 2015

Loop the paper clip through the hole and through the zipper. Should help a little.

 

Jun 12, 2015

d--- yeah i could try next time i get up

too afraid 2move unless i need2