Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 13, 2017
    ah kk then yeah you're 100% right.

    i thought you weren't taking advantage of snap stories lmao.
     
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  2. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

    Mar 13, 2017
    As much of an Aussie shitpost as this is you are 100% right lol
     
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  3. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Mar 13, 2017
    Thats the art in my posting. everything i say has factual information in it, you just need to dig through 8 layers of cultural differences, 6 gigabytes of s--- and try to read in between the flurry of C words thrown around. If you can do this, i am actually more like a Ghandi/Dali lhama/Arnold Schwarzenigger/pope esque motivational speaker
     
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  4. Future Vandross
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    Mar 14, 2017
    Don't slide in DM's. Especially when it's a girl you never met irl, it's so f---in weird.

    If you seen her a couple times i'd say it's acceptable.
     
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  5. Gustavo Jax
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    Mar 14, 2017
    it's not creepy to slide in to someone's Dm if you don't know her... it's called give it a shot... I have met cool girls doing this and even asked for pictures days ahead ..and...they sent! you have just to be polite, and act like a cool guy..
     
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  6. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Mar 17, 2017
    @Poohdini late as f---, but basically asked her out, shes fine, but later flaked. havent really pursued after. back to them streets
     
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  7. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Mar 29, 2017
    @Mike Tyson the girl I was talking about, the new co worker

    So this week I started talking to her a lot more, but just casual stuff. And I asked her to grab lunch sometime. She said something like yeah fine! But luckily I didn't ask a specific day.. because today I heard she is in a relationship from someone else.

    Really felt like I dodged the bullet, like before it could have gotten awkward lol.
     
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  9. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Apr 7, 2017
    How seriously should you take the things said through messages/phone calls while the girl is wasted af
     
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  10. sprites
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    Apr 8, 2017
    Not really anything.. her mind is in another world so she is speaking from another world view..
     
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  11. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

    Apr 8, 2017
    It depends, a lot of time there is truth behind it and she's just too scared to say it when she's sober. It can also go the other way though and she's just saying those things because she's drunk. You have to make that decision for yourself.
     
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  12. Guma
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    Guma Dobry ruski, martwy ruski

    Apr 11, 2017
    @Mike Tyson How to stand out when the girl gets a lot of attention?
     
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  13. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 21, 2017
    Actually let me make that decision for you anything anyone says when drunk is what they feel/believe. It can be exaggerated sure but when someone is drunk they don't say things that they don't mean but they will say things that they normally wouldn't sober


    So what did this girl say?
     
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  14. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 21, 2017

    I don't know why people have to make things like a game of chess but you could like just flat out ask her?

    "Why do you keep bringing him up?" literally all there is to do
     
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  15. Macca
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    Apr 24, 2017
    Did it mate,
    Worked pretty good. Now I can move onto the next one!
     
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  16. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 25, 2017
    What happened bro
     
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  17. Macca
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    Apr 25, 2017
    She still in love with her ex...
    so I had to cut lose
     
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  18. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Apr 25, 2017
    She doesn't know what she's losing
     
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  19. Macca
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    Macca @

    Apr 26, 2017
    Hahaha thanks @Alchemist34 , you made my day!
     
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  20. DKomamura
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    DKomamura #Istillpreferasians

    May 9, 2017
    Anyone got experience with dating apps? Like i got some girls creeping on my profile should i text ? I already texted one asian girl my question was do you like Kanye, Sampha and Fank Ocean and she replied on spot with yes. But now i dont know what to do guys help me think i already f----- up but she still creeps on my profile.(put my last.fm acc on it) Already 2 days in :/
     
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