Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 9, 2017
    idiot
     
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  2. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    May 9, 2017
    Ask if she likes future, young thug and kendrick
     
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  3. DKomamura
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    DKomamura #Istillpreferasians

    May 9, 2017
    hm ok
     
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  4. DKomamura
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    DKomamura #Istillpreferasians

    May 9, 2017
    ... yeah dude i just started with that sry
     
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  5. Poohdini
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    Poohdini MVP MVP

    May 15, 2017
    Ask questions about her, what she does/likes etc. Don't linger on the Kanye bit. The goal of dating apps is to get off the app ASAP. If you guys have a good back and forth going then ask for her number and eventually ask her to go out.

    When you get a match off one of those apps you should be off the app and have a date planned within a week, 2 max.
     
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  6. DKomamura
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    DKomamura #Istillpreferasians

    May 16, 2017
    Ty dude but i stopped using those apps pretty fast i think thats not my style of getting girls i do like to meet people in irl first
     
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  7. Freestyle
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    May 16, 2017
    All hail coco
     
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  8. Versace Python
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    May 16, 2017
    #1 Relationship Advice:

    Don't have one.
     
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  9. DKomamura
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    DKomamura #Istillpreferasians

    May 17, 2017
    Someone knows how to read signals from girls? like some friends tell me that a girl is into me but i never feel it myself.
     
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  10. DKC
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    DKC hank trill

    May 17, 2017
    There's not really any surefire way to know for certain. People are different. Some people are more straightforward than others. I will say, as you become more confident you will get better at knowing. The fact that you said you never know when a girl is into you says that you need to build up your confidence, and I'm not talking s--- it all. It takes time and experience. I look back at myself when I was young in high school and it's so obvious there were more girls than I thought were into me but I wasn't confident in myself as a likable person so I didn't think they were into me and didn't make any moves.

    Think what you do if you are interested in someone. If they find excuses to talk to you, they laugh at your jokes a lot, and sit/stand by you during social gatherings that's usually a good sign. Don't listen to any bs like "if a girl twirls her hair it means she likes you." Just use common sense.
     
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  11. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    May 17, 2017
    Yo first page in and I'm crying

    :drakelaugh2:
     
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  12. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

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  13. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    May 17, 2017
    ^my bizzle wrong post.
     
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  14. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

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  15. Boss
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    Boss /r/KanyeLeaks

    Jul 1, 2017
    this s--- ded

    who needs advice i am the master
     
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  16. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Jul 30, 2017
    Be your boring self around girls or fake it till you make it then get tired of faking it and start ignoring her?
     
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  17. Boss
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    Boss /r/KanyeLeaks

    Jul 30, 2017
    Be yourself. If she doesn't appreciate you for who you are, she's not worth your time. Along with that, even if you keep faking it, your true self will eventually come out and she may react differently to that, in a good or bad way.
     
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  18. yungkanata
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    yungkanata LostInTheSauce

    Sep 22, 2017
    f--- b------s n get money. nun else.
     
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  19. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    Sep 22, 2017
    This actually a great idea haha
     
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  20. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Sep 26, 2017
    I got some advice for y'all. Stay away from sorority chicks.
     
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