Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Oct 3, 2017
    Oh ok, thanks virgin
     
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  2. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 3, 2017
    d--- right man. Second week here I met this chick and s--- was going great. We rode out Hurricane Harvey by spending 3 straight days in bed. Not gonna lie I was starting to like her. Then she put the brakes on and cut my a--- off to go f--- a bunch of frat guys.

    Can't trust these hoes.
     
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  3. Poohdini
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    Oct 3, 2017
    If it goes well then tell her you're into her, and if she responds positively to that then you're probably good to make a move at some point later that night.

    She most likely won't want/need to hear your intentions from the jump, so don't be afraid to just go with the flow.
     
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  4. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Oct 3, 2017
    I'm really in a confusing situation right now where there is a possibility me and my ex might getting back together or another girl that likes me, which I do have a lot of doubts about
     
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  5. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 3, 2017
    Sounds like a plan man.

    I appreciate it! :daps:
     
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  6. Poohdini
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    Oct 3, 2017
    no doubt, lmk how it goes
     
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  7. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 3, 2017
    For sure man!
     
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  8. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 6, 2017
    @Poohdini Idk what happened but that chick is acting distant. Her and i were snapchating and things were going pretty good. Then the other day she left my a--- on open, but I figured "whatever she's probably busy at work or something". So I snapped her the next day to gauge the situation and she took like 5 hours to respond, and she ignored the question i asked in the snap (just a simple how's it going?). Idk what happened but s--- like this pisses me off.

    Back to the drawing board
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  9. 1999
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    Oct 6, 2017
    she's not interested
     
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  10. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Oct 6, 2017
    Yeah no s---. It's just weird because she was acting interested before.
     
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  11. Poohdini
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    Oct 6, 2017
    Yup we off this one. On to the next homie.
     
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  12. TimmyT
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    TimmyT The Bride

    Oct 6, 2017
    interesting post.

    seems like women--especially on a college campus- would be very wary of guys. that's not to say they don't hookup with guys sometimes, i know it happens, but safety is obviously very important to them.

    one time i asked a girl out in a LIBRARY. and when i did it, i didn't get close to her. i gave her some space between her and I. i always do that because i don't want it to seem creepy. later on, thru e-mail, she told me she knew i didn't mean any harm, but it did make her feel uncomfortable because she was only looking for a study partner
     
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  13. lil uzi vert stan
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    Oct 6, 2017
    WTF :'(
     
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  14. WPG
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    WPG sxn80 Rory Gilmore

    Oct 6, 2017
    TIMMY
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    Oct 6, 2017
    This is beautiful
     
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  16. Swizz
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    Oct 6, 2017
    and they say chivalry is dead
     
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  17. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Oct 19, 2017
    I ate out my girl for the first time and she said I made her c-m twice. I had virtually no experience doing this yet she said I was really good. Am I dumb for thinking she may be lying?
     
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  18. 22Savage
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    Oct 19, 2017
    You aren't dumb for thinking she might be lying given your inexperience, and you probably have a ton of questions. If you think she's lying, just ask her to be honest about the experience. She might be really easy to make c-m or you're just talented, or it could be something completely different. Relationships thrive on honesty and communication.
     
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  19. Poohdini
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    Oct 19, 2017
    You should be able to tell for yourself if she came or not, especially if you're eating her out.

    If you had to ask, 50/50 shot she lying.
     
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  20. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Oct 19, 2017
    I could tell her pelvis was contracting alot and she was moaning but I just cwnt believe the first time I ate someone out for longer then a min I made c-m. Maybe I just watched alot of p--- idk
     
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