Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Views
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    Mar 2, 2017
    Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
     
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    This is Splash 101, Eminem lyrics have no place in here.
     
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    http://thefappening.so/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Maisie-Williams-a---.jpg
     
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    after that pic, shud change thread titile to SMASH 101
     
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    Thoughts on sleeping with escorts while being in a relationship?
     
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    Wow I hate having a girlfriend but she's not actually my girlfriend. I ran into this one chick I used to talk to and f----- around with a while back yesterday. We stopped and talked for a little and now she been non stop hitting my snap. Makes me think if I'm really trying to be tied down like this even though we never really made things official, it all just kinda happened. I'm conflicted as h--- but I know in the end Ima get fed up and f--- it all up on purpose.
     
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    Mans ain't made a splash since the night he got Kim pregnant
     
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    i'm meeting a tinder girl in person for pizza this Sunday. its not really a "date", we are just going to be meeting each other for the first time and we'll see what happens...

    and there's another tinder girl who gave me her number and i know she's legit (real) and we are suppose to be meeting for lunch eventually. but this girl is not good at communicating. i sent her a text last friday (feb 24th) and she didn't respond. so i said to myself, no big deal, i'll wait 4 or 5 days, and then text her again. so i texted her once yesterday and she still hasn't responded. since then, i haven't texted her anymore because i have enough common sense not to annoy her/blow up her phone. but man, this is why i admire guys who are a natural with women-----because to me----girls are very hard to read. they're like a mystery to me
     
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    Mar 2, 2017
    How do I a--- shave? and won't it just grow back 10x worse
     
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    How do I break out of the friendzone?
     
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    I'm still in highschool how do I splash college tingss?
     
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    Mar 3, 2017
    In all honesty, I'd just skip 2 and 3 and just use memes.
     
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    :lenny:
     
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    Mar 3, 2017
    u gotta keep up on it tbh
    ye

    it will feel dangerous the first couple times u do it until you figure out the best angles to shave. but trust me it's doable pretty easily. i do it in the shower after i've washed myself down. don't use any shaving cream cause i'm not tryna slip and fall to my death in the shower, and honestly it's just not even needed... never cut myself and i do it pretty quickly. it's one of them things that once u do it enuf u'll just figure out the best way

    some advice tho, go slow until you figure it out. make sure ur pulling the skin taut
     
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    My personality and mindstate is 2 all over the place to have a serious relationship, I know if I was in 1 my instincts would be to sabotage it or cheat as usual. I'm sticking to being a fuckboy now I don't want a gf ever, I don't like sharing s--- and romance is cringe worthy tbr. Just seems fake and stupid.
     
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    I wouldn't recommend it. Can really f--- up your relationship. But if you must, always wear condom.
     
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    i feel you on the first part of this. i'm sort of all over the place as well, as my happiness and state of mind is typically too strongly linked with my creative endeavors and how i feel about them. so i slip in and out of depression regularly

    lost me @ the rest of it tho tbh. i'm not a cheater and i won't sabotage, but honestly, i just feel like my wants in a relationship are too shallow. i like a certain type of guy, and if they don't meet the standards i have, i know for a fact i won't be happy. i know it's f----- up, but i've tried to make it work before and it just doesn't. i can only convince myself i'm okay with their flaws for so long, and then i just get resentful because i feel like i've trapped myself and them in a relationship i know can't work, and i feel horrible trying to get out of it at that point because of the feels on both sides.

    also, for whatever reason, i'm like a sort of different person around guys i actually do really like and could stay with. i get clumsy and cutesy and naive and more flamboyant than i normally ever would be... and i get this weird happy go lucky thing going on. it's just odd
     
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    I'm not even that aware of it I just kind of do things that f--- things up that are good that are so obvious afterwards it's weird, maybe some self defence instinct since I have trust issues.

    In fact I had a date with a guy recently and this guy was amazing, sexy cute funny cool just perfect. He's in the city waiting for me and I'm about to catch a train when suddenly I just feel intense dread and emptiness. I think about how introverted I am and how social he is. He's into me but I just think about how I would limit his life if we got together and I just texted him "I'm bad for you" then I blocked him on everything and disappeared. He was definitely hurt but he'll be fine and probably better off because of my mindstate as I mentioned before.

    Hookers all I need for satisfaction
     
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    ahhh

    i get u
    do they have hookers that just want to cuddle or somethin? cause i'd be down for that
     
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    Lmaooooo aw yeah they do actually idk s--- about em though
    Surely u can find someone 2 snuggle you're an adult u got clubs and s---
     
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