Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. timmy turner
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    Mar 10, 2017
    i got a date on sunday

    problem is im piss poor broke rn. as in no money at ALL. date suggestions when you're this broke pls? nothing that costs money
     
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  2. Views
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    Mar 10, 2017
    are u in a big city or a small city?
     
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  3. timmy turner
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    biggest city in my country
     
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  4. Poohdini
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    Mar 10, 2017
    you're gonna have to f--- your way outta this one tbh
     
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  5. timmy turner
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    she doesnt seem like the f--- on first date type
     
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    is there a public park thats like big and a lot of people go there and its all sunny and s---? i had such a date and it went fine.
     
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  7. Poohdini
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    Dates that cost no money? I don't think I have anything for you my man.

    Like, we're talking $0?? You have $20 to go bowling or mini golf or some s---?
     
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    cool man, thanks. will report back if something comes out of it
     
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  9. Fire Squad
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    Mar 10, 2017
    Tell your squad you'll pay them back if not then they ain't yo squad

    But in all seriousness you really are gonna have to be at your most entertaining if you do go hang out and walk around. If you can smash in the end be very proud of yourself m8
     
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  10. lil uzi vert stan
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    lol i love when @TimmyT asks for advice but anything everyone says gets ignored, or is wrong. as if hes actually the expert and the people who regularly procure p*ssy are the amateurs
     
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  11. timmy turner
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    we talking $0
     
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  12. timmy turner
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    Mar 10, 2017
    thinking of taking her to the park (supposed to be really nice weather on sunday) and just hang out and talk i guess

    i was gonna push the date back until i have money, but she INSISTED on having it this weekend
     
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  13. Macca
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    What if the girl brings her ex multiple times in a conversation and you are sick of it? How to say it politely and what to do next?
     
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  14. timmy turner
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    insert your penis into her mouth so she shuts up
     
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    forget the exes, i had it once when she brought up her dad multiple times on first date.
     
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  16. Macca
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    Mar 10, 2017
    d--- son... daddy issues, you hit the jackpot
     
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    Multiple times in one conversation or multiple times on different occasions?
     
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  18. Poohdini
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    See if one of your boys will help you out.

    Also should probably look into getting a job.
     
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  19. Macca
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    Different occasions
    She keeps bringing he is a good guy and how he has no one...
    What she wants me to be his friend?
    You judge Poohdini lad
     
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  20. Macca
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    Mar 10, 2017
    You dont have to pay s--- for her
    However if u have 0 bucks you cant even pay for yourself
    I love how many girls I dated here in Europe, they insist in splitting the check :)
     
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