Serious SPLASH 101: Relationship Advice Thread

Started by Mike Tyson, Mar 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

    Mar 10, 2017
    You broke? Can't relate.
     
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  2. Future Vandross
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    Mar 10, 2017
    -go on a walk
    -go to free events
    -invite her to your place
     
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  3. Future Vandross
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    Mar 10, 2017
    90% of the time they don't have a bf. You'll never know if you never approach.
    I'd rather ask her and get rejected instead of passing up on the opportunity and regretting that later.
     
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  4. Future Vandross
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    Mar 10, 2017
    woah, you're texting a lot man. You should only text to set up dates. She said something about good cupcakes at a place, i'd ask her out right there, perfect opportunity.
    i'd say something like: "Really? Now i'm craving cupcakes, gonna go there tomorrow, wanna come with?"
    And just like that. She seemed down to hang out and she was interested. You texted too much and you were needy.
     
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  5. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Mar 10, 2017
    country?
     
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  6. Future Vandross
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    Honestly man... just ask her out.

    example:
    You: What are you doing this week?
    Her: ...
    You: Do you wanna get coffee some time?
    If she says yes > "Great, let me get your number and i'll text you"

    When you text >
    You: Hey, how are you doing?
    Her: ....
    You: Gonna go to this coffeeshop tomorrow, you wanna come?
    You're saying that you're gonna go there and you basically ask if she wants to come with you. like you don't give a f--- if she comes or not, you're gonna be there anyways, you dont wanna look needy.
     
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  7. Future Vandross
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    Mar 10, 2017
    should also mention the excessive use of emojis lmao.

    i f---in cringed at that "what iphone do you have" and that f---in last text :dead:
     
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  8. Poohdini
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    Mar 10, 2017
    Honestly it sounds like youre just a rebound to her. One occasion, fine, but more than once? Walk away.
     
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  9. JFK
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    Mar 10, 2017
    It's harder/creepy to randomly start snapping someone than commenting on an Instagram story (which is the easiest way to DM slide imo).

    But I agree, getting her Snapchat is a crucial step, and helps maintain contact for months with little effort
     
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  10. Guma
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    Guma Dobry ruski, martwy ruski

    Mar 10, 2017
    Real talk
     
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  11. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Mar 10, 2017
    Ignore it, change the subject. If it continues to happen, never talk to her again and move onto someone who is interested in you.
     
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  12. Poohdini
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    Word IG is definitely the way to go if you're talking to her for the 1st time. Your work is basically once you get the Snap if you know what you're doing. No text receipts either which is a big plus for me.
     
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  13. TimmyT
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    Mar 10, 2017
    i'm fine, dew

    that audio book you had me download helped @JFK

    i've gotten better since then. been getting more dates. in other words, making progress. i also learned some things from that book that i was unknowingly doing wrong.

    talking to girls isn't difficult. getting them to feel attracted to you is the tricky part.
     
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  14. Lucy
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    Mar 10, 2017
    I have a cryptic Confucious like message to pass on to you guys. @Mike Tyson it's pretty GOAT so add to OP maybe?

    Anyways, sometimes giving a woman your full attention and showering her with your love and affection is too much. Look at Daler Mehndi, for years people claimed his fame was due mostly to his music videos containing promiscuous females dancing.

    So what does the GOAT do? his next music video he replaces every female with himself. The song then ends up being his most famous and he becomes recognized internationally.


    So what I'm trying to say is, sometimes if you focus on yourself before chasing females your chances of success will be much higher.
     
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  15. TrillBill
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    Mar 10, 2017
    I lost my phone so I can only use my computer :jordanlaff:
     
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  16. timmy turner
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    Mar 11, 2017
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  17. Mike Tyson
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    Mar 13, 2017
    You gotta get with the times man. Spinning a conversation out of snap story a female posts is probably the number 1 easiest way to get in with a girl.

    In my experience, easiest slides for casual DMs:
    1. Snapchat (reply to her snap story)
    2. Instagram (reply to her insta story, DM her a relevant meme, like for like etc.)
    3. Twitter (dm her about a tweet)
    4. Facebook (I just don't like this one because I don't use Facebook like that, but old people love this s---)

    but we all got different approaches, no doubts.
     
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  18. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 13, 2017
    my success rate for insta is the highest because i usually go for no connection females. so most of the shots i've thrown up have been on instagram. followed by snap, followed by twitter.

    never made a splash off of a Facebook DM, never will either.
     
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  19. Poohdini
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    FB underrated, I had a chick add me because she's friends with my cousin & his girl and saw me mention him in a post.

    Not the preferred method but if I have under 10 mutual friends with her I usually pursue it.
     
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  20. JFK
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    Mar 13, 2017
    I wholeheartedly agree with this. I was referring to starting a conversation with a stranger (who you aren't even snap friends with yet)
     
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