Feb 27, 2016 Me, @Topdawg, @6mmy & @g r x x v y g came up with this idea to do a version of Bizzare doing the 3 verses of stan instead of Em, here they are, written by us: (Chorus: Dido) My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad. (Verse 1: G r x x v y g) Dear slim I wrote you but you still aint callin I left my cell, my nude pics and split some lube at the bottom Ι r---d my granny back in autumn, called neighbors to show em there prolly was a problem with their morals or something sometimes I drip on these letters too sloppy when i jot em but anyway, f--- it, whats been up man? hows your daughter? my girlfriend is pregnant too, im bout to kick her stomach If the baby makes it out there, guess what Imma call her ''little b---- s--- on me'' I heard about you uncle ronnie too Im sorry I had a friend killed himself then i done stole his morphine I know you prolly hear this every day but i wanna lick your bum I even rub your pictures on me kinda whole day man I got a room full of your posters and your pics with fam I wish i had your mother tied by the nighstand Anyways I hope I'll f--- you man hit me back And slap my sexy sweaty a--- chick, truly yours, dis Bizzare (Chorus) (Verse 2: TopDawg) Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, ill take my anger out on the d-ck in my hand, If you ain't wanna talk to me outside the bathroom, you didn't have to, But you could've given Mr. Porter something hoe, We waited by the sink for hours for your a--- to explode, That's really s-----y man (LOL), your like waiting for TIDAL, he was willing to wait by the stall more then I would, I ain't that mad, but I don't like being lied to, Remember in my bed? You told me you'd pee on me like R. Kelly, You'd give me a physical like Dr. Dre without gloves & make it smelly, See I'm like you in a way, I kinda never knew my father eitha, Except when he grabbed my a---, and told me to please him, I can relate to what your saying in your songs, so when I'm feeling sexy, I drift away when I'm turned on Cuz I ain't got s--- else, so that s--- helps with taking off my pants, I even dyed my pubes blonde to show you were the best, My grandma doesn't understand, so I played her FACK with the gerbial in my hand, You gotta film me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose, sincerely yours Bizzy, P.S we should f--- too. (Chorus) (Verse 3: 6mmy) d--- Marshall I've got my girlfriends fetus in my hand this'll be the last mail I ever send yo white a--- I've send you so many d-ck pics you didnt earn it I know you got my last two pictures I got my grandma to make sure they were perfect So this is my mail I'm sending you, I hope you read it I'm in the drive through right now and im bout toorder a McSandwich Hey Slim, I drank a gallon of sprite, you dare me to burp? You know the song by Rihanna called Work about the girl who is always working That's kinda how this is, all you do is f---ing work God dammit Marshall you're such a jerk and all I wanted was a f---ing a text or a call I hope you know i r---d that poodle from the mall I love you Slim, we could of f----- think about it Your white a--- has ruined it I HOPE YOU DREAM ABOUT ME And when you DREAM i hope you touch yourselfand scream BIZZY I hope when you EAT food you think about ME See Slim, Shut up grandma! I'm trying to eat! Hey Slim, that's my grandma screaming in the back seat I didnt starve her im just giving her very little to eat But if she wants to do something she can s--- on my meat Well, gotta go, my order is done now Oh s---, I forgot, How am i supposed to eat my daughter now (Chorus & 4th Em verse)
Feb 27, 2016 Better written than most Bizarre's songs and verse tbh. I should know, I listened to Hannicap Circus.
Feb 27, 2016 Not really sure yet but I am not too big on that girlfriend and fetus line. I am very sensitive when it comes to Bizarre and songs where he talks about babies, the last time he did it he kinda triggered and scarred me
Feb 27, 2016 True I guess, it would be best to change it... you're probably going over the edge tbh Also no one would have even thought about this if I never made that Stan thread. THIS IS MY FAULT I want posting credits
Feb 27, 2016 Kinda hard to tbh... I can actually handle most of Eminem's shock s---, but Bizarre usually just crossed the line for me. It got to the point where today I deleted the original Devil's Night off my phone (only leaving the non Bizarre tracks) and keeping @Creation's Edit Devil's Night - Creation Edit = Still the best fanmade album OAT
