stranded on an island for a year, with Eminem or a sexy girl?

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  1. Jamoesk
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    Oct 11, 2015
    why cant they both be there so me and em can r--- her together:daps:
     
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    Koolo with the pictures in this thread and that reply to Rock* :laff:
     
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  4. DeletedAccount
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    Oct 12, 2015
    ok look..this all day..on an island in the sun image.gif
     
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    not gonna lie here, me
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Oct 12, 2015
    See this. Virgin mentality. For true players this thought doesn't occur. For true players it's "id choose the sexy girl and win her over"
    Why would anyone forcibly take something, when they could earn it and feel better about themselves for earning it at the same time.
     
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  7. Jehovah
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    Oct 12, 2015
    A lot of n----s just confirmed their homosexuality in this thread
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    :scaryem:
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    I'd rather f--- a girl than a guy so the decision's quite easy.
     
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  10. Alchemist34
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    Oct 12, 2015
    Well I was/am a huge Eminem fan and I'd have a lot to talk to him about regarding his current music and since we're on an island he can't hide anywhere like the anti-social c---- he is. He'll be forced to interact with me


    And sexy girls can be gotten outside islands anyway so I'm not losing anything. I'd go Eminem
     
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    it's comments like this that get people s--- on though...
     
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    it's comments like this that get people s--- on though...
     
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  13. JFK
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    Oct 12, 2015
    Logical answer

    Sexy girl situation
    Are you guys expecting to f--- this hot girl? After a week you two will be disgustingly smelly and sunburnt. Skin peeling. Pubes growing. Constantly in a bad mood. She's naturally weak due to her small frame with little to no knowledge about survival. You'll constantly feel the need to provide for her. Sooner or later you'll end up absolutely despising one another. Entering into a sexual relationship won't help or last.

    Eminem situation
    It's all about staying alive at this point. Yes, sex would be nice but I'm much more concerned about finding fresh water and keeping our fire a-blazing. We've all seen Marshall with his shirt off. I'd much rather have the help of a 40 year old man who's somewhat in shape. Kangol bucket hats are perfect for sun protection. Conversation would be great. I probably have a year's worth of questions for the dude. Plus, he's the highest selling artist of last decade. People will be looking for us.





    I choose Marshall. h---, he even wrote a song about survival.

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  14. Poohdini
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    Oct 12, 2015
    @JFK always comes in with the most logical response.
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    Oct 12, 2015
    but you realize this is hypothetical right? you act like this is about to actually happen and were making you you choose.
     
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  16. Thy
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    Oct 12, 2015
    I'd f--- some sense into eminem. Whether he likes it or not.
     
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    See, all the people i've ever seen calling others virgins and acting like players were actually little virgins.
     
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    Oct 12, 2015
    Obviously em but the idea of tying up a sexy girl and forcing her to eat me out tickles my fancy.
     
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  20. melmel91
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    Oct 16, 2015
    c'mon
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