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  1. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Jun 19, 2017
    Be a turtle and hope I drink some serum that turns me into the fifth TMNT.
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jun 19, 2017
    i was gonna say turtle, but some fa---- will probably put you on your back, gotta watch out for that s--- for an entire week. Being a chicken would be s--- as, but it is only a day... think im going with turtle, i'll just hang in the water to avoid fa----s
     
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  3. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Jun 19, 2017
    be a chicken for a day or a turtle for a week?
     
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  4. Hard Klyntar
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    Hard Klyntar

    Jun 19, 2017
    hes eating one
     
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  5. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Jun 19, 2017
    You're a c---? :shaq:
     
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  6. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Jun 19, 2017
    Are you implying you are gonna use that penis?
     
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  7. Ricky
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    Ricky Africa!

    Jun 19, 2017
    No, I'm not Mr. President
     
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  8. Ricky
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    Ricky Africa!

    Jun 19, 2017
    If I am what I eat, I'm already a chicken, so I'll go with turtle. I'm always in for new adventures.
     
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