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  1. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Dec 3, 2016
    On Reminder i first thought i heard Weeknd sing "you too busy trying to find that blue a------" i was like wtf
    then i realized he sang "blue-eyed soul"
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 5, 2016
    Young Thug - Wyclef Jean
    the line where he says
    "my money way longer than a nascar race"

    I originally thought he was saying
    "ma mumma may monger man a mama mase"
    and it was just auto tuned mumble.

    Then it happened with a Future song How it Was
    when he says
    "he look like he used to sell drugs, that's exactly how it was. take some sprite and take some codeine then just po' me up a cup"

    I thought he was actually saying some
    "heloolieheyootooselldrudasesatlyhowitwuh taysum spri and tay sum cody n just powme upacup"
    robot garbage.

    The reason i am now able to understand them is, well...

    I thought something was up when my friends said they could understand these artists and I couldn't. So I got in my car and started playing MMLP2 on the way to the doctors for a hearing check up.
    He checked my ears, no abnormalities. we were stumped, so he did a general check up. lungs, heavy smoke inhalation but fine otherwise. Heartbeat, good. BMI, fine. weight, fine. blood pressure, fine. Everything seemed ok. The Doctor was again stumped, so he sent me to the hospital for a more thorough examination. And they took a quick look at me, i told them the problem and they insisted on giving me a cat scan just to make sure everything was fine. So after coming out they directed me to a waiting room and said the scans and a doctor would be with me shortly. i sat there for about 3 mins before a doctor burst through the door in a panic
    Confused, I asked him
    "Did you figure out why Future and Young Thug sound like autotuned mumbling to me?"

    he replied and said
    "There is almost 0 brain activity in your head and it's a surprise you're even alive, let alone not a complete vegetable. You're going to need a brain transplant right away"

    since then i can understand Future and Young Thug no worries. for some reason MMLP2 sounds like s--- now though.
     
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Dec 3, 2016
    rip pepsi - frank ocean
     
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  4. Skippy
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    Skippy vr

    Dec 3, 2016
    My b---- she a jew!
     
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  5. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Dec 3, 2016
    Example, not kidding

    First time I heard Black Widow on the radio, not knowing the title I heard Rita Ora sing 'like a black little baby' :kanye3:
     
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  6. mwarmst
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    mwarmst

    Dec 4, 2016
    this confusion fits well with your recent white girl j cole fandom

    is Bryson tiller in your top 5 rappers oat?
     
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  7. Boos
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    Boos Nova Nation

    Dec 5, 2016
    Big Smalls - Me and My b----

    I thought he said:
    "You look so good I'd s--- on yo' daddy's d-ck"

    What he actually said:
    Wait on second thought I think he actually did say that :hard:
     
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  8. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Dec 4, 2016
    Why would she make, calls out the blue
    Now I'm awake sleepless in June

    Or is it

    Now I'm awake still missing you

    Or is it

    Now I'm awake sleep isn't new

    :sad2:
     
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  9. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Dec 4, 2016
    The Weeknd - Reminder

    Original lyrics:
    Record man play my song on the radio
    You too busy trying to find that blue-eyed soul

    I heard:
    Record man play my song on the radio
    You too busy trying to find that blue a------
     
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  10. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Jul 19, 2017
    i laugh every time I hear it, that and the drake line from more life "whose not gay b---- let me find out"
     
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  11. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Jul 19, 2017
    only time i come alive is when i taste d-ck
     
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  12. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jul 19, 2017
    I ain't no Harlem black girl
     
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  13. SliK
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    SliK mad kunt

    Dec 5, 2016
    I like this one

    "Will Smith ain't got a customer's raps to sell records"
    :meekL:
     
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  14. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Dec 5, 2016
    When I was in 7th grade I thought J-Kwon said "Teen drinking is very bad...yo I got a vague idea though" at the beginning of Tipsy.
     
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  15. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Dec 4, 2016
    Smashmouth - "All Star"

    "She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger in her bum..."

    If you didnt think those were the words you didn't have a childhood.
     
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