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  1. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Sep 29, 2017
    one time they had some heavy equipment and was like "kenneth u ready?" and i said no and walked away and everyone laughed
     
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  2. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    would explain why you cant afford a haircut then
     
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  3. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    work? n----- this is work
     
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  4. Deadpool
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    Sep 29, 2017
    lol just what i was thinking s--- crazy
     
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  5. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    ive never had a job lmaooo
     
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  7. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Sep 29, 2017
    my 2nd job at home depot there was this old chinese dude wit a limp called jerry hung that always came in yelling at my manager cus his s--- wasnt ready for pick up so they called me on the radio when i had first got there to help him out. when i got there manager was helping sumone else and he just pointed at the chinese dude and said "he's Hung" i said i can tell by the way he's walking. the customer cracked up laughing and the manager just stood there trying to keep a straight face nodding his head.
     
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  8. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    i have 27k posts on an internet forum normal aint a part of my skills
     
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  9. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Sep 29, 2017
    my first job at a pawn shop this raggeddy dude walks in with a ps3 wit his social security # carved in on it. he said it was in case sumone stole it they knew whos it was
     
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  10. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 29, 2017
    when I waited tables I had a full section on a Saturday night and the kitchen was running slow. Had this b---- at one of my tables who was just being a c---- about everything. Food obviously took a little longer since it was busy and she complained the whole time. She'd start snapping her fingers at me when I was taking orders at other tables Finally food comes out and first she said her burger was overcooked. Took it back and got a new one. Now there was a problem with the bun, it was "over toasted" By this point I had enough and rubbed my balls on her newly toasted bun and watched with a smile as she ate it
     
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  11. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    there's nothing funny about being a d-ck dp
     
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  12. Deadpool
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    Sep 29, 2017
    cant tell if funny or evil
     
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  13. 83837477
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    83837477 Test Account

    Sep 29, 2017
    New worker on his first day had to clean a sink, I unscrewed the detergent lid so when he went to squirt it everything tipped out and he got yelled at
     
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  14. RMK
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    RMK facts only

    Sep 29, 2017
    an autistic guy locked himself in the toilet
     
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  15. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Sep 29, 2017
    now that i think about it this kinda look like @Ben
     
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  16. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    ngl this kinda looks like me
     
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  17. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 29, 2017
    nothing wrong with buttering your nipples everyday fam

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 29, 2017
    it was regular butter. We didn't toast the butter.

    But it felt good regardless tbh
    :bigquint:
     
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  19. 1999
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    1999

    Sep 29, 2017
    How is a god dropping facts on your dumbass funny
     
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  20. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Sep 29, 2017
    Used to push carts at Kroger, one night an old guy stopped me and went on a 20 minute rant about how Bush senior killed JFK.

    Used to also work at a snowcone stand. Behind the stand there was a field where a bunch of homeless methheads lived. Imma need my laptop to type all the s--- I witnessed.
     
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