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Funniest things that happened to you at work

Started by impossible, Sep 29, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Sep 29, 2017
    this sounds like a sitcom i wud watch
     
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  2. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    cool story bro
     
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  3. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Sep 29, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. RG9
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    RG9

    Sep 29, 2017
    I dropped a case of 30 glass jam jars off the top of a ladder when I was stacking some shelves. Looked like a murder scene down the aisle

    I just walked off and left it to the cleaners. I found it funny but they didn’t lol
     
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  5. RMK
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    RMK facts only

    Sep 29, 2017
    an autistic guy locked himself in the toilet
     
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  6. 83837477
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    83837477 Test Account

    Sep 29, 2017
    New worker on his first day had to clean a sink, I unscrewed the detergent lid so when he went to squirt it everything tipped out and he got yelled at
     
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  7. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Sep 29, 2017
    cant tell if funny or evil
     
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  8. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    there's nothing funny about being a d-ck dp
     
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  9. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    buff been evil
     
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  10. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    this a boogie intro flames btw
     
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  11. 1999
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    1999

    Sep 29, 2017
    I don't know its kinda funny
     
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  12. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    true
     
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  13. Lonny Breaux
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    Lonny Breaux I think my nuts look better on her face

    Sep 29, 2017
    Great pick on the new guy real mature :hoplease:
     
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  14. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    im gonna steal this smiley too

    no shame
     
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  15. Sign Language
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    Sign Language We miss you Screw

    Sep 29, 2017
    Used to push carts at Kroger, one night an old guy stopped me and went on a 20 minute rant about how Bush senior killed JFK.

    Used to also work at a snowcone stand. Behind the stand there was a field where a bunch of homeless methheads lived. Imma need my laptop to type all the s--- I witnessed.
     
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    1999

    Sep 29, 2017
    Your avatar is some real p---- s---
     
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    1999

    Sep 29, 2017
    How is a god dropping facts on your dumbass funny
     
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  18. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 29, 2017
    my kitty > ur existence
     
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  19. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Sep 29, 2017
    gonna need to know what was said lol
     
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  20. RG9
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    RG9

    Sep 29, 2017
    [​IMG]
     
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