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  1. roigolan6
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    roigolan6 #IllPsycheShow

    Nov 9, 2017
    " I sit back with this pack of zig zags and this bag of this weed gives me the s--- needed to be the most meanest MC"

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    "I sit back with Chris Pratt, we chit chat 'bout how tic tacs make me do some quick raps. Quick, grasp this sick brass and shove it into Melania Trump's thick a---"
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Nov 9, 2017
    You got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime!

    Now

    You got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, I can tell at first glance you’re a ho


    And this actually happened
     
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  3. asvdawg
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    asvdawg

    Nov 9, 2017
    "the new kids on the block s--- a lot of d-ck boy girl groups make me sick"

    "I used to think pop stars s----d a lot of d-ck now i work with them till you all get sick"

    im sorry that was terrible
     
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  4. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Nov 9, 2017
    Holy s--- the end :currydead::currydead::currydead:
     
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  5. Rafael Picon
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    Rafael Picon I'm a blonde Dre, now gimme Kanye's glasses!

    Nov 9, 2017
    Trump's spaghetti
     
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  6. ComfortablyNumb
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    ComfortablyNumb

    Nov 9, 2017
    My soul is escaping through this a------ that is gaping.

    Oh wait he actually said that.
     
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