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Eminem Best Posts: Pitchfork: Eminem's latest is woke, welcome, and... unlistenable

  1. asvdawg
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    asvdawg

    Dec 8, 2017
    Eminem could literally re-release Lose Yourself and they would still s--- on it
     
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  2. Bojack
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    Bojack

    Dec 8, 2017
    pitchfork was funny when they started doing this with em like 7 years ago
    but at this point its just embarrassing
     
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  3. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Dec 8, 2017
    how is it unlistenable when it got 2 millions listens in 13 hours?
     
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  4. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Dec 8, 2017
    I swear there’s a requirement for all pitchfork writers to have been shoved in a locker at least once in their life. I don’t even necessarily disagree with the write up but reading this is so cringe-worthy at times. This bit in particular:

    “But the medium for that message is hugely flawed. There’s a level of Macklingto a white celebrity rapper following the above line with, “And I admit there have been times where it’s been embarrassing to be a white boy,” as if Marshall Mathers’ mortification is of any import here.”

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  5. VALTER
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    VALTER MTBMB

    Dec 8, 2017
    not worth to make thread for this
     
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  6. Freestyle
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    Freestyle

    Dec 8, 2017
    Happened on ShadyXV lmao
     
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  7. Mikey
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    Mikey

    Dec 8, 2017
    https://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/eminem-untouchable/

    @EminemSXN
     
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  8. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Dec 8, 2017
    Pitchfork is always bitching though nothing new
     
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  9. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Dec 8, 2017
    That headline is way more severe than the review. Maybe I'm grading Em on a curve, but I like it well enough. He should've released this before he dissed Trump tbh. Probably would've reached the base that he's addressing on better faith.
     
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  10. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Dec 8, 2017
    Its bitchfork... obviously
     
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  11. sxneighty123
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    sxneighty123 ⚡

    Dec 8, 2017
    calm down, you're the reason why everyone hates em sxn
     
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  12. DontKnow
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    DontKnow

    Dec 8, 2017
    Dumb thread, like you.

    You're gonna hate him till the death? Lucky you. You can spend a lot of time lol
     
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  13. Rebeliant
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    Rebeliant

    Dec 8, 2017
    Pitchfork :lmaooo:
     
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  14. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Dec 10, 2017
    lol you fucken f--s will s--- on "mumble rap" and "autotune" yet Eminem's voice is so f---ing horrendous as is
    how is reviewing eminem's music embarassing? Untouchable is s---, so is walk on water. so far the only people who have disagreed with this sentiment, show low IQ, or they are English-as-second-language Europeans. It's completely understandable as ESL Europeans don't share the same social constructs as the US, nor do they have a fluent understanding of the english language. Which is why they don't think Eminem is bad - yet, anyone with a shred of popularity IRL would know for a fact playing one of these new songs would lead to nothing but ridicule.

    Btw, I played Untouchables at a party last night to gauge reactions. 3 friends laughed and said "dope dewd" sarcastically. everyone else said "turn this f---ing s--- off".

    You guys just need to accept reality - it used to be cool to listen to Eminem in 00's, but in 2017 it's embarrassing. This website has become an echo box for "haha they just hate eminem for no reason lol!" oh yeah, no reason! have you heard that fucken thing he calls his voice? lmfao.
     
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  15. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Dec 8, 2017
    banned
     
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  16. Macca
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    Macca @

    Dec 8, 2017
    never heard of them bro, I am just sad I loved this track feel so much and then all the negativity is crazy lmao I am such a p----
     
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  17. Bojack
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    Bojack

    Dec 8, 2017
    idc if you re a fan im just sayin you been bitchin constantly about this album or whatever
    so you dont have to be a ''fan'' anymore..
    also nothing is more unnecessary than spending a whole month on the revival thread to say the same thing all over.. js
     
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  18. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Dec 8, 2017
    Definitely some good messages in there somewhere but the track itself is just a horrible attempt at "music"

    Terrible, terrible song
     
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