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  1. Sav Stanfield
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    Sav Stanfield

    Jan 6, 2018
    she doth possess a large posterior, thus i bestow upon her the name 'large posterior'
     
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  2. G H I L
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    G H I L I’m the black Christian Grey

    Jan 6, 2018
    Garment Clan, Garment Clan, Garment Clan, Garment Clan, Garment Clan, Garment Clan, Garment Clan
     
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  3. G H I L
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    G H I L I’m the black Christian Grey

    Jan 6, 2018
    Give this man a d--- award
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jan 6, 2018
    f--- i'm s--- at these, got a D for english when we did shakespeare but anyways

    THOUST IN LOVE WITH THEE COCO
    THOUST GOT IT FOR THE LOW LOW
    IF THEE SNITCHING THY GO LOCO
     
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  5. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Jan 6, 2018
    Myself preferth engaging spousal relations upon the water vestibule, afterwards fetch ye a pail of refreshment
     
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  6. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Jan 7, 2018
    Mine was “I wanna f--- you hard on the sink, after that get you something to drink”
     
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  7. jmillithauglybasedgod
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    jmillithauglybasedgod Pray For Lucifert 2R

    Jan 6, 2018
    Tis why I engaged in sexual relations with your significant other, you morbidly obese individual.

    This one’s obvious, but it’s probably the best I can do right now
     
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  8. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Jan 6, 2018
    change a line in rap into Shakespearean version

    Don't say what the original line or song is and see if others can guess what it is



    "Never considered a plausibility that the craft in which I partake in could allow me to reach such economic heights
    Currently plentiful people observe me due to my use of complementary syllables with utmost skill"




    "I successfully aid the women of questionable demeanor that which I engage in unwarranted sexual intercourse climax with pleasure"
     
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