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  1. DetroitDGAF
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

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    Instructions unclear, my d-ck is stuck in the toaster.
     
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    Evad Balls

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    do this if you don’t wanna have sex
     
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    Ron Burgundy I roll up like the bottom of a toothpaste tube.

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    Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette.

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    I told my girl "your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea" and she laughed and told me to eat it then
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    Ricky Hip-Hop CEO ™

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    I hope you ate well that day
     
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

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    There you go.
     
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