Mar 7, 2018

Anyone ever get their jaw wired shut and have any good blended food ideas? Got in an accident last weekend and cracked my chin which resulted in a fracture in each side of my upper jaw. Been drinking protein shakes with blended fruits the last 3 days...also some chicken noodle soup blended up. Both are getting old quick.

And before you make a suggestion. I've already had
1.a Boost for breakfast,
2. an Ensure for dessert
3. couldn't eat pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp
Working on my first album as well.

 

Mar 11, 2018

I was reading Trent and Zebs posts and drove my car off a cliff

 

Mar 7, 2018

actually i'm an expert on shakes and blended foods. go to your local supermarket and pick up a pack of frozen mango for $4 (it is usually packaged in morocco or brazil or some other tropical 3rd world f--- hole, but the mango is good i assure you) next you put this s--- in a blender or a nutri-bullet as i use and this is the best part, you just chuck s--- in and it tastes good. like i stole one of my little brothers juice boxes and just emptied that f---er in with a scoop of ice cream. tasted like boost, but not like i was drinking some $9.50 hipster c---- drink, feels really good.

then here is the best part, out of all the nutritional s--- you get from the mango, it has myrcrens and terpenees in it which can make substances pass through the blod brain barrier easier, meaning if you smash sum bongs after mangoes you'll get a bit more f-----. great food imo.

 

Mar 7, 2018

also nice excuse there with the car accident story. but u cant hide the facts from me, I heard the real story is @Biggs pulled up to you on the mean streets ready to throw blows and you were so amazed by his ugliness and the amount of pimples on his face that your jaw dropped and broke isself