Best Posts: What's Some Crazy Things You Did In School?

  1. Xmipod
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    Apr 21, 2018
    Tried f---ing my spanish teacher

    She was bad af :sad2:
     
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  2. Johnny Guitar
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    Apr 21, 2018
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  3. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Apr 21, 2018
    yeah they really like to flex cause they didn't do good enough in academy to be real cops. Imagine being so insecure and power hungry you have to bully the school kids you supposed ta protect.
     
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  4. RetiredAccount
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    Apr 21, 2018
    school cops are the worst. we had a two hour lockdown where they had dogs come search the locker and my teacher let me use the bathroom and the school cop stopped me accused me of tryna get heroin out of my locker (tf?) and then grabbed me by the collar and brought me back to the classroom, the teacher was like "wtf I let him use the bathroom" and the cop got all power trip and wouldn't let me leave
     
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  5. RetiredAccount
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    Apr 21, 2018
    yeah I had one white sixty year old woman substitute who got the s--- beat out of her my senior year when she told a mexican kid he was going to get deported because of trump and said he was an illegal and her son (who worked border control) was gonna "s---t his wetback family"/
    He dropped that b---- with two hits and started stomping her, rightfully so imo. Pretty sure they made him go to alt ed school after that
     
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  6. nunofherdeiro
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    Apr 21, 2018
    I f----- my portuguese teacher.
     
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  7. Mudkip
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    Mudkip RIP 3PAC

    Apr 21, 2018
    i wasnt much of a trouble maker besides being a class clown and skipping class

    but in middle school i was a f---ing pervert, i stayed after school one day and sat in the back of the class and touched myself through my shorts to my teachers feet while she was helping two other students in the front at her desk, she was fully aware what i was doing and the students even looked back once or twice but nobody said anything lol, when the kids left my teacher asked if i was okay and that my face was red and i f---ing came in my shorts lmao

    i got expelled in high school for telling my friend i was gonna k--- someone
     
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  8. nunofherdeiro
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    Apr 21, 2018
    School is what causes kids to get depressed suicidal and have child traumas.
    f--- school , I ain't ever going back to that s---, they can eat a d-ck
     
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  9. nunofherdeiro
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    Apr 21, 2018
    f--- school and the education system.
     
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  10. RetiredAccount
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    Apr 21, 2018
    I think it is. like when I was in the city going to school you'd get suspended for wearing your backpack during the school day or bringing a hat to school.

    but than I went to this nice hs in a rural area they let you use laptops, phones and s---, wear a hat and carry a backpack.
    Definitely targeting minorities who live in the city. They try and start the prison pipeline early by getting them either kicked out or to drop out of school.
     
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  11. RetiredAccount
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    Apr 21, 2018
    yeah when I went to school in the city in middle school on the bus no one would let me sit and this prick tripped me, I got back up and punched him in the face, the bus driver pulled over and called the student resource officer who escorted me off the bus and I got suspended for 'instigating a fight' and 'standing on the bus'. f--- inner city schools.
     
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  12. Johnny Guitar
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    Apr 21, 2018
    Stole a gas canister from the groundskeeper while he wasn't looking as he was mowing the lawn, then I set fire to an abandoned shack not far from the school with it.
    :sad3:

    All that to impress some of the other kids. What a world we live in.
     
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  13. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Apr 21, 2018
    on the september 11 anniversary drew on the whiteboard during detention two towers smoking and on fire and drew people falling/jumping out on fire and stuff. teachers were speechless
     
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  14. Lucy
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    Apr 21, 2018
    broke into the art room and stole lots of s--- lots of times
     
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  15. nunofherdeiro
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    Apr 21, 2018
    He did good.
    Wish i could go back to shool to beat the s--- out of some teachers . They do deserve it
     
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  16. nunofherdeiro
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    Apr 21, 2018
    Its f----- up.
    Once, my fat b---- english teacher just because she was mad at one of my classmates started talking s--- about his family , saying his parents were divorced, that his dad beats him... The dude started crying and the other one told him to calm down and the teacher was like "dont say anything to him"
     
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  17. RetiredAccount
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    Apr 21, 2018
    I had two different teachers who were placed on administrative leave after throwing two different kids' phones out the window
     
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    Apr 21, 2018
    For a senior prank I switched out all the soap in the building with KY Jelly.
     
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  19. Johnny Guitar
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    Apr 21, 2018
    Two worlds collide.
    :woodson:

    "avengers infinity war is the most ambitious crossover"
     
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  20. joeyp363
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    Apr 21, 2018
    I pooped off the roof of my school.

    Also me and 7 other dudes and 1 girl took turns shi--ing in the same toilet without flushing. Clogged the whole system with 9 people's turds.
     
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